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Is this 'IRONY'?

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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

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Thank goodness they didn't mention a Beastle


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Think they might've gotten names mixed up.

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"Merkell?" No, it's her natural hair.
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I just imagined spotting Paul on the street: "I didn`t vote for you bitch!" Throwing an empty
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Conan O'Brien used to have a running gag of Paul McCartney and the Murder She Wrote dame being interchangable.
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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Frankennietzsche wrote:Here's another:

Family crowdfunding so they can move 'off the grid'.
I wouldn`t do that to those poor costa ricans. Can`t they just live in the woods in the UK?
Btw they look very very british.
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oettinger wrote:[. Can`t they just live in the woods in the UK?
How about in one of those post-industrial urban landscapes in any British city? What aobut one of those oil/natural gas rigs in the North Sea? How about they support themselves and teach their chilluns not to pee on tv.
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Frankennietzsche wrote:
oettinger wrote:[. Can`t they just live in the woods in the UK?
not to pee on tv.
Haven`t seen the dump action yet? Daddy fully engaged being part of the family
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I see two fucking freeloaders who think they can con enough people out of their hard earned cash so they don't have to get real jobs. Twats.
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Patchez wrote:I see two fucking freeloaders who think they can con enough people out of their hard earned cash so they don't have to get real jobs. Twats.
In their honour I will cut a tree next week
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Patchez wrote:I see two fucking freeloaders who think they can con enough people out of their hard earned cash so they don't have to get real jobs. Twats.
I think that it goes deeper than a simple con. I can appreciate a good grift. This has more extreme narcissism.
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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Here's one that i think is funnt: here, at work, there is a tow truck in the back yard waiting to be worked on, but the big holdup is that the tow truck is a repo.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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