I am sick of Legos

[Frankennietzsche]

I have nothing against the toy, itself. I am just sick of the movies and the cartoons and the incessant articles. I don't want to watch a show based on the toys based on the cartoon that expands the universe of the movie.
It used to be that, no matter what you searched for on the internet, especially an image search, you would eventually find some boob pictures. Now, it seems like that whatever you search for, you will eventually find some rendition of it, a vignette, if you will, in fucking legos. Especially if you are looking for anything nerd related. But not just that. Look up any type of car, or vehicle, for that matter. You want to know what engines were available for a mid-90's Geo Tracker? How about a Lego Geo instead?

It's almost as bad as stepping on a lego brick in the dark.

[Badfellow]

How about a Lego Geo instead?

Wouldn't you rather have a Duplo Yugo?

[Patchez]

A connex pinto perhaps?

[Patchez]

Erector set Edsel.

[Badfellow]

Lincoln Log Town Car?

[Patchez]

I was gonna say Lincoln Log Continental. But yeah.

Tinker Toy Testerossa.

[Frankennietzsche]

Well played, gents. Top drawer,top drawer indeed.

But what about the Adobe?

[mistah willies]

Hmmm

Mexican Technology. Well, how about an a-Maize-ing Mazda RX-87 ABV with a chaser of MTBE?

[Badfellow]

Ford Motor Company entertained a slew of names for their 1955 "E Car" project before it finally became known as the Edsel. Here are a few of the more fanciful names proposed by poet Marianne Moore for the new vehicle model...


*The Impeccable
*Symmechromatic
*Thunderblender (oddly enough, that's what I call my toilet)
*Intelligent Bullet
*Utopian Turtletop
*Bullet Lavolta
*The Ford Fabergé
*The Arc-en-Ciel
*Mongoose Civique
*Anticipator

[oettinger]

But you do like Tansformers?

Wait a quick google pic search will spit out some optimus lego prime

[Badfellow]

Tinker Toy Testerossa.

Tinker Tesla. Bet we could make one and drive it cross country on a 9v battery.


Say, while we're on the subject, I'm sick of Lagos too! Those damn Nigerians are always getting all up in my voodoo rituals. That and the cousin of the Minister of Finance still owes me like ₦450,000,000.

[oettinger]

Tinker Toy Testerossa.

Tinker Tesla. Bet we could make one and drive it cross country on a 9v battery.


Say, while we're on the subject, I'm sick of Lagos too! Those damn Nigerians are always getting all up in my voodoo rituals. That and the cousin of the Minister of Finance still owes me like ₦450,000,000.

Almost as big a slum as London, just the poor way

[Patchez]

Tinker Toy Testerossa.

Tinker Tesla. Bet we could make one and drive it cross country on a 9v battery.


Say, while we're on the subject, I'm sick of Lagos too! Those damn Nigerians are always getting all up in my voodoo rituals. That and the cousin of the Minister of Finance still owes me like ₦450,000,000.

Why the fuck didn't I think of that. So environmental.

[Mr. Viking]

But what about the Adobe?

Adobe bricks are definetly easier on the foot

[Mr. Viking]

Not as reusable but they will teach children the importance of cleanliness in the workplace and forward planning. Perfect for the colourblind