Tolstoy and the Colonel

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Thu Sep 08, 2016 9:01 pm

Today was the anniversary of the birth of both of these men. "Men" did I say? I meant GIANTS. One was a Russian mystic and the other had mystical powers over chickens. I have been to Harland Sanders grave, and it is a spiritual experience. Transcendental, even.

Also, Tolstoy originally wanted to title "War & Peace" as "War, What is it Good For?"

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Fri Sep 09, 2016 5:59 pm

Rejoice, all ye of good faith. I had my dates wrong and this glorious day is actually today, the 9th day of the wonderful month of September. So, you still have time (if you reside in the time zones that matter) to celebrate with Russian literature and chicken legs.

Tolstoy loved him some taters.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Fri Sep 09, 2016 6:59 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote: Tolstoy loved him some taters.

I always just figured he got the mashed taters for the gravy.
Learn something every day.

DivaBitch · Post by **DivaBitch** » Wed Oct 12, 2016 11:09 am

had mystical powers over chickens. I have been to Harland Sanders grave,

is this the same guy who is a corrnel from KFC?

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Wed Oct 12, 2016 3:29 pm

THERE IS ONLY ONE COLONEL SANDERS AND THIS IS HE!

Post by **Badfellow** » Wed Oct 12, 2016 4:51 pm

Frankennietzsche wrote:THERE IS ONLY ONE COLONEL SANDERS AND THIS IS HE!

I think Darrell Hammond would beg to differ. They go through Colonels like toilet paper. KFC seems to be in the midst of an ongoing identity crisis. And who suffers? Why, the chicken, of course. It would have all made a fine Tolstoy novel.

Post by **Badfellow** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 10:40 am

The "Extra Crispy" Colonel is now being played by veteran sleaze actor Mr. George Hamilton. As any fool knows, your womenfolk are not safe around George Hamilton. He'll give your coleslaw an STD just by looking at it.

DivaBitch · Post by **DivaBitch** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 10:54 am

Badfellow wrote:
Frankennietzsche wrote:THERE IS ONLY ONE COLONEL SANDERS AND THIS IS HE!
I think Darrell Hammond would beg to differ. They go through Colonels like toilet paper. KFC seems to be in the midst of an ongoing identity crisis. And who suffers? Why, the chicken, of course. It would have all made a fine Tolstoy novel.

the guy gives me the creeps....any one wuold be better

Post by **Badfellow** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:42 pm

DivaBitch wrote: the guy gives me the creeps....any one wuold be better

Those are the guys that pay your bills.

Post by **Badfellow** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:56 pm

Has anyone ever been plastered and famished enough to dare try a KFC Famous Bowl?

The Kentucky Fried Website describes their masterful creation a bit something like this...
"...layers of flavor with mashed potatoes topped with sweet
corn, bite-sized crispy chicken, home-style gravy and our three cheese blend."

Translation...
"...Hey, let's take everything we serve on the menu and cram that shit into a small bucket.
Fucking dolts will shovel it down all the same."

The rumor too is that Famous Bowls = Famous Bowels.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:07 pm

There used to be a "KFC Express" in the mall at which I used to work. (This was way before the Famous Bowls, when they were just trying out and branching out from buskets of chicken.) Their pot pies were alright, but I discovered taht they were more filling if you dumped a small mashed potatoes and gravy in them. They must have been watching me and stole my idea.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:10 pm

I like my KFC bowl with extra gravy. They'll tell you that they can't put extra gravy on it but they will if you yell about it long enough.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:16 pm

You used to be able to get sides of gravy. Sweet, delicious gravy to wash away the pain...

Post by **Badfellow** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 9:11 am

I used to be able to buy 55 gallon drums of government gravy from the American Chicken Bunker.

DivaBitch · Post by **DivaBitch** » Mon Oct 17, 2016 2:51 pm

Badfellow wrote:
DivaBitch wrote: the guy gives me the creeps....any one wuold be better
Those are the guys that pay your bills.

im sayin g the new guy for kFc on Tv ads gives me the creeps

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