Happy B-Day KK!
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Happy B-Day KK!
Happy 36th birthday to (why exactly is she famous again?) Kimbo Kardashistan and her bulbous back deck. The best present Kanye could give her this year is the gift of domestic abuse.
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Re: Happy B-Day KK!
She is famous because her mother has engineered it so.
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Re: Happy B-Day KK!
Chris Jenner is the first Bene Gesserit.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Happy B-Day KK!
It only took her a couple of tries to produce the Kwisatz Kardasherach. I wonder if KK would consider a presidential bid in 2020?
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Re: Happy B-Day KK!
I Kim and Kanye are together would it be shortened to KKK West?Badfellow wrote:It only took her a couple of tries to produce the Kwisatz Kardasherach. I wonder if KK would consider a presidential bid in 2020?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Happy B-Day KK!
Ha! I was just thinking about the KK Klan before reading thatPatchez wrote:I Kim and Kanye are together would it be shortened to KKK West?Badfellow wrote:It only took her a couple of tries to produce the Kwisatz Kardasherach. I wonder if KK would consider a presidential bid in 2020?
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Re: Happy B-Day KK!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Happy B-Day KK!
Kim is Kanye's rock. It is the ideal of romantic love, embodied in the life that they share so warmly. What with him being hospitalized for un-diagnosed "exhaustion", she is utterly devoted to her man. Isn't it wonderful?
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Happy B-Day KK!
Kanye is the greatest creative genius the world has ever known! Sure, he's gonna get pooped every once in a while, scowl and say something delusional. Thankfully he has all that money and such a compassionate spouse to help keep him grounded.
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Re: Happy B-Day KK!
"Hospitalized for 'exhaustion'" usually means rehab in entertainment-speak. I wonder what he is "exhausted" from? Uppers? Eating disorder? Body dismorphia? Bennies? Mary Jane? Armenians?
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Happy B-Day KK!
That guy is definitely hopped up on goofballs.
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Re: Happy B-Day KK!
Maybe he suffered an overdose of boo-tay.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: Happy B-Day KK!
maybe he tried snorting his ego in a refined powder form.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice