Space Shuttle Owners handbook

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Space Shuttle Owners handbook

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Space Shuttle Crew Operations Manual
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READ IT.

LEARN IT.

LIVE IT.
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I had to read the whole thing back in my days as an unmanned test pilot. Forgot it all when I went in to a different occupation as an ejection seat upholsterer.
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You think that's sometihng? You should try underwater torpedo repair technician as a career path... boy howdie! You gotta swim fast.
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Ever see the quality check slip that comes with a rectal thermometer? It says personally tested by________. There is always a handwritten set of initials in the blank.

I think of that every time I start to hate my job.
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Patchez wrote:Ever see the quality check slip that comes with a rectal thermometer? It says personally tested by________. There is always a handwritten set of initials in the blank.

I think of that every time I start to hate my job.
Damn. Then, dude has to calibrate against a standard... What's that, another rectum of serious import?

Blecch. Anyway, damn fine find there, FNZ. Totally been nerding out with it.
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Find the nude pic of Emma Watson in it!
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