I think I've seen velvet paintings of it actually.Nausea wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2020 5:18 pmSomewhere in the multiverse there exists an ultra-realistic painting of this.scream ale wrote: ↑Mon May 04, 2020 8:41 amChewbacca titty fucking alabama jesus. Now there's a visual that could get burned into your mind forever. Are there any artists out there?
And there also exists a counterpart of oldsmartskunk, pleasing himself to it.
Dating for drunks: tips/how to's
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Okole maluna!
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I remember these kind words when i accidentally cum in my eye again.
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Accidentally?
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I miss this one.MeanOldLady wrote: ↑Mon Jan 16, 2017 7:19 pmdating is overrated. instead, take up hobbies that encourage drinking, like bowling or knitting.
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald
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Tell that to my 2nd grade teacher after I shit my pants on the truck bed hay ride.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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I had some luck by the following:
By asking "Can I kiss you"
She replies "Why"?
"Because you're beautiful"
Worked 2 times like magic
By asking "Can I kiss you"
She replies "Why"?
"Because you're beautiful"
Worked 2 times like magic
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But the other 3,346 times it didn't? Haha just joking.
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Why would she reply with "Why?" though? Seems unusual.
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I don't know unless she
Was already willing
Seemed so at the time
I didn't ask why either
Was already willing
Seemed so at the time
I didn't ask why either
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Hmmm, Mrs Maxwell just got to jailmachinehead wrote: ↑Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:34 amI don't know unless she was already unwilling
Was already willing
Seemed so r
Drink!
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Hmm, methinks
I have been misquoted
Again it never ends
When entrusting oneself
To the great
Unwashed masses
I have been misquoted
Again it never ends
When entrusting oneself
To the great
Unwashed masses
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Drinking is like sex: sometimes you slow and passionate and sometime you go hard and fast. It all comes to a climax. Amazing.
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