Stuff I thought as a Kid

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Re: Stuff I thought as a Kid

Post by Nausea » Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:16 am

I used to think that because movies were once in black and white that reality itself used to be black and white.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: Stuff I thought as a Kid

Post by mistah willies » Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:18 am

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Aug 11, 2019 3:22 am
mistah willies wrote:
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I couldn't watch Saturday morning shows on the floor while wearing only my tighty whites with my repast of roof-of-the-mouth-shredding Honeycomb Hide-out cereal.

I'd thought that the television people, whether real or drawn, could see me as i could see them, so I put on a tie. In addition to my tighty whites. Proper. Perhaps Alex P. Keaton did that as well.
Isn't this you still to this day?
Yeah, but only on Skype. I wear a skinny tie and and a very old, small pair of tighty off-whites just for the occasion. Ah, the good ol' days of propriety. If I wheeze a bit while chatting, it's because they're quite tight these days.

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Re: Stuff I thought as a Kid

Post by oettinger » Sun Aug 11, 2019 4:25 pm

And I thought because Brad Pitt was some fagott in Legends of the fall, he was fucking gay in real life
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Stuff I thought as a Kid

Post by Nausea » Sun Aug 11, 2019 4:50 pm

I used to worry that girls might know when I've masturbated.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: Stuff I thought as a Kid

Post by oettinger » Sun Aug 11, 2019 5:31 pm

Nausea wrote:
Sun Aug 11, 2019 4:50 pm
masturbated.
As a kid?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Stuff I thought as a Kid

Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon Aug 12, 2019 3:58 am

I always was embarrassed to go to the bathroom because I thought all my dead relatives could see me from "heaven".
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Re: Stuff I thought as a Kid

Post by Hugh » Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:25 am

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 3:58 am
I always was embarrassed to go to the bathroom because I thought all my dead relatives could see me from "heaven".
Yep - that's why I didn't masturbate for weeks after my grandfather died.

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Re: Stuff I thought as a Kid

Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:54 pm

I thought Dear Booze was cool
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Re: Stuff I thought as a Kid

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:13 am

Hugh wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:25 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 3:58 am
I always was embarrassed to go to the bathroom because I thought all my dead relatives could see me from "heaven".
Yep - that's why I didn't masturbate for weeks after my grandfather died.
So what happened? Did Grandpa learn to look away after a few weeks or you just got cool with the idea of him watching?
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: Stuff I thought as a Kid

Post by oettinger » Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:35 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:13 am
Hugh wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:25 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 3:58 am
I always was embarrassed to go to the bathroom because I thought all my dead relatives could see me from "heaven".
Yep - that's why I didn't masturbate for weeks after my grandfather died.
So what happened? Did Grandpa learn to look away after a few weeks or you just got cool with the idea of him watching?
It was done in his honour, Special occasions only
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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