The Bacon Express: a toaster for bacon!

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The Bacon Express: a toaster for bacon!

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The bacon express!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know, it's a one use gimmick appliance. But I do covet it so, and dear, departed Tony would have, too.
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Re: The Bacon Express: a toaster for bacon!

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Frankennietzsche wrote:
Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:16 pm
The bacon express!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know, it's a one use gimmick appliance. But I do covet it so, and dear, departed Tony would have, too.
$30 ?

Oh hell yes, that is much better than the single use $15 toasting of bread toaster that catches fire. Trust me drunkenly on having done this. Factor in the ease of clean, as well as the neighbors not calling the fire department.

Side note: I put the strips on a flat pan and bake at 320 degrees 'Murrican for checking on every ten minutes while I drink morning beverages

*ahem*

"cook brekky" for the un-endrunkardish sort of people who always come over when the toaster catches fire.

Baking bacon at 320 "Murrican (3000 Celtic for the non- 'Murrican baconators) takes about twenty two minutes point seven or twelve loud schlllurps of morning beverages.

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Re: The Bacon Express: a toaster for bacon!

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mistah willies wrote:
Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:53 pm
Frankennietzsche wrote:
Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:16 pm
The bacon express!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know, it's a one use gimmick appliance. But I do covet it so, and dear, departed Tony would have, too.
$30 ?

Oh hell yes, that is much better than the single use $15 toasting of bread toaster that catches fire. Trust me drunkenly on having done this. Factor in the ease of clean, as well as the neighbors not calling the fire department.

Side note: I put the strips on a flat pan and bake at 320 degrees 'Murrican for checking on every ten minutes while I drink morning beverages

*ahem*

"cook brekky" for the un-endrunkardish sort of people who always come over when the toaster catches fire.

Baking bacon at 320 "Murrican (3000 Celtic for the non- 'Murrican baconators) takes about twenty two minutes point seven or twelve loud schlllurps of morning beverages.
We germans just throw everything in the oven, cook bake burn, doesn`t really matter
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