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Has anyone been to Winnipeg?

Post by Frankennietzsche » Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:16 pm

Have you ever been to Winnipeg in the Canada? Does it exist? What's it like? Besides the Jets, what is there? I have met someone from Saskatoon, before. And, for some reason, I am convinced that Edmonton really exists, but what about Winnipeg?
I've heard about the seasonal attack on moose by the Northern Wooly Chupacabra. Do they pose a threat to white people?
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Post by Badfellow » Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:44 pm

Yes. Winnipeg exists. It is cold. But it has a great jazz and folk festival every year with awesome drugs, eh. And it is way cooler that Edmonton, but not as douchebaggy as Toronto. Regular white people are not allowed to own guns in Canadia, so the jackelope and northern wooly maplefoot do pose a very real threat in the vast, frozen wastelands surrounding the city.

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Re: Has anyone been to Winnipeg?

Post by oettinger » Fri Apr 14, 2017 2:14 pm

Very helpful BF. I learned to nuke a place before visit thanks to Whinypeg
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Re: Has anyone been to Winnipeg?

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Apr 14, 2017 6:07 pm

Oh, to be in Winnipeg ere the marmots arrive and the geese blot out the sun...

Forsooth, doth Edmondton beckon, too.
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Re: Has anyone been to Winnipeg?

Post by scream ale » Tue Mar 19, 2019 3:29 pm

I've never been there and I highly doubt it's existence. I'm not even positive Canada is still up there.
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Post by mistah willies » Thu Mar 21, 2019 3:46 pm

scream ale wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2019 3:29 pm
I've never been there and I highly doubt it's existence. I'm not even positive Canada is still up there.
I researched Canadia, ey, and they're building a wall out of the non-exported wood now, because of, ya know, tariffs. They're building a wall against us, but with doors that open only on their side.

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Re: Has anyone been to Winnipeg?

Post by Patchez » Thu Mar 21, 2019 10:47 pm

mistah willies wrote:
Thu Mar 21, 2019 3:46 pm
scream ale wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2019 3:29 pm
I've never been there and I highly doubt it's existence. I'm not even positive Canada is still up there.
I researched Canadia, ey, and they're building a wall out of the non-exported wood now, because of, ya know, tariffs. They're building a wall against us, but with doors that open only on their side.
I have played paintball in the wilds of PA to the north with the fabled folk of Canuckistan. They and it exist. You have to journey far and tread a perilous path behind a great water fall to get there, but oh the wonders that lie in that great land. Rye whiskey as far as the eye can see. And Screech, ah the stuff will put hair on your chest and nether regions the like of which make razors shudder and depilatories rendered useless.
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