After a period?

[mistah willies]

What the fuck ever happened to the Hunt and Peckers?

Hunting Peckers sounds like a porn movie. Or horror. Or both. Blecch... ...

[Lush City]

Wow! I clicked on this thread thinking it was that Savage lady telling women what to do after their time of the month. You know that Post M time. Was I wrong!

[oettinger]

Wow! I clicked on this thread thinking it was that Savage lady telling women what to do after their time of the month.

Me too.

Despite being massively disapointed I enjoyed reading this thread.

[Badfellow]

...Despite being massively disapointed I enjoyed reading this thread.

Expect nothing and you will NEVER be disappointed. This is the key to a happy life.

What the fuck ever happened to the Hunt and Peckers?

They're opening for Ten Penny Pecker Hole at The Shed this weekend.

[Artful Drunktective]

...Despite being massively disapointed I enjoyed reading this thread.

Expect nothing and you will NEVER be disappointed. This is the key to a happy life.

What the fuck ever happened to the Hunt and Peckers?

They're opening for Ten Penny Pecker Hole at The Shed this weekend.

Can't wait for a happy life with Hunt and Peckers and Pecker Holes at the Shed and stuff.

[Savage]

Somehow, things seem more difficult to read online, so I use a horizontal space between thoughts. Maybe this is just me. Yeah, probably. I have no trouble reading books or newspapers, so... Yes I do love the ellipseses, ellipsesis, hmm, my preciouses... whatever. (..)

going to refill drink . you want anything?

[Savage]

Yuo all should know that our source for all things pertaining to grammar, spelling, and punctuation is DivaBitch so why not consult her ?

l hear she's still sluttin' around the Jade Ocean Sunny Isles Byach Apartments, particularly in the Jewcuzzi, or Mikveh, for those of you who are not privy .

Really, isn't that like getting into a froth over which way the toilet paper leads, backwards or forwards?

And toilet paper goes in the front except under these circumstances: you have a cat that knows how to unravel it then it goes in back (which my cat thankfully has yet to discover the potential ravenous fun of toilet paper destruction) . Or, you're a single dude and then it is placed on top of the toilet tank (or floor) .

You use toilet paper?

[Artful Drunktective]

And toilet paper goes in the front except under these circumstances: you have a cat that knows how to unravel it then it goes in back (which my cat thankfully has yet to discover the potential ravenous fun of toilet paper destruction) . Or, you're a single dude and then it is placed on top of the toilet tank (or floor) . [/color]

You use toilet paper?

Only if I can afford it.

[Patchez]

And toilet paper goes in the front except under these circumstances: you have a cat that knows how to unravel it then it goes in back (which my cat thankfully has yet to discover the potential ravenous fun of toilet paper destruction) . Or, you're a single dude and then it is placed on top of the toilet tank (or floor) . [/color]

You use toilet paper?

Only if I can afford it.

If you can't afford TP remember, leaves of three for after you pee.

[Lush City]

Well, I guess I wasn't wrong after all even if it's a bunch of dudes discussing women's issues. This is still a sick ass thread. I'm too toasted to wage any sort of argument. So to everyone a pleasant good nite!

[Dear Booze]

Hate that and creepy drunk Babylonian freedom fighter's with full blown AIDS.

Art, you used a "'" where it should not have been used.

Hate that and creepy drunk Babylonian freedom fighter's with full blown AIDS.

AP Style says the possessive is not appropriate in this sentence.

[Artful Drunktective]

Hate that and creepy drunk Babylonian freedom fighter's with full blown AIDS.

Art, you used a "'" where it should not have been used.

Hate that and creepy drunk Babylonian freedom fighter's with full blown AIDS.

AP Style says the possessive is not appropriate in this sentence.

HA! I realized that after the fact and was too lazy to edit it. It felt so right and yet so wrong. Go play your bongo and watch Top Gun.

[Artful Drunktective]

But now isn't it MLA-or the highway?

Fuck MLA! It's for pussies. And Fuck the Chicago Style of Writing. Those assholes can't follow the rules, so they make up their own and then shoot you if you disagree. And don't even start with APA. It is the Rosemary Kennedy of stylebooks; it started off wild and then, through too much tinkering, it became retarded.

MLA is good for high school and college essays. And that's about it. How many times do you need to cite references in real life?

Um, please see below. I will school you Booze! Who's the bigger nerd now?!

The Google Books bibliography

The original post

How about that?

I believe there is some "real life" citing right there, from one of our own to boot!
Oh, and here's works cited:

Frankennietzsche. 2017. "Thirsty Drunk" cited in bibliography [online]. Available at http://www.drunkard.com/bbs/viewtopic.p ... 3#p1162017

Secondly,

Hate that and creepy drunk Babylonian freedom fighter's with full blown AIDS.

Art, you used a "'" where it should not have been used.

Hate that and creepy drunk Babylonian freedom fighter's with full blown AIDS.

AP Style says the possessive is not appropriate in this sentence.

Dear Booze

Me too. He cackles like a creepy drunk Babilonian freedom fighter with full blown AIDS.

Booze, you used a Babilonian where a Babylonian should have been used.
Dude, stop embarrassing yourself, please.

[Lush City]

Wow! Another thread with potential gone to Hell. I'd be shocked but I've seen the carnage before. Sad...
I commented that this reminded me of PMS jokes but it didn't catch on. Too bad...

[ThirstyDrunk]

Whogivesashitwhogivesafuck

CHEERS!