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"What to bring to a party" etiquette query

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Apr 28, 2017 5:34 pm

Do you think that one would be widely lauded or ridiculed if one showed up at a cookout style party (if one was told that it would be gracious to "bring something") if one brought a package of quality toilet paper?
Do you remember when it was a suddenly grand idea of bestowing a gift of diapers upon new parents at a baby shower? Comparable idea, is it not?
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Re: "What to bring to a party" etiquette query

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Apr 28, 2017 6:02 pm

Depends.
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Re: "What to bring to a party" etiquette query

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Apr 28, 2017 6:25 pm

What a shitty answer.
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Re: "What to bring to a party" etiquette query

Post by mistah willies » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:21 am

Wholly crap.

In keeping with logic of the OP, how about showing up to a wine tasting/kegger party with a toss pot/puke bucket?

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Re: "What to bring to a party" etiquette query

Post by oettinger » Sat Apr 29, 2017 6:07 am

I would enter with a bic mac in my mouth, chewing
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Re: "What to bring to a party" etiquette query

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Re: "What to bring to a party" etiquette query

Post by Patchez » Sat Apr 29, 2017 8:41 pm

Not as funny out of the binger context.
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Re: "What to bring to a party" etiquette query

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:27 am

You are all unenlightened dorkwads!
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Re: "What to bring to a party" etiquette query

Post by Badfellow » Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:37 am

Patchez wrote:
Sat Apr 29, 2017 8:41 pm
Not as funny out of the binger context.
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri Apr 28, 2017 6:02 pm
Depends.
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"Premium" toilet paper? Pfffft!

Post by Badfellow » Tue May 02, 2017 12:11 pm

Yes, bringing toilet paper to a BBQ shows a certain boldness of foresight in proper etiquette. But like all TP, the supposed "quiltedness" factor is merely an up-sell sham perpetuated by the (REDACTED) and the Forest Stewardship Council.

Was it not the great voice of our generation Mr. Whipple who said "please, don't squeeze the Charmin"?

I understand that you wanna show all up in there a high roller wif yo premium TPs n' shit. But maybe you should consider a different approach, such as picking up a case of Georgia Pacific Pom 2 ply. Great stuff, and it's cheaper than a date at Burger King.

But, if you want to show the world how Puff Daddy you are by wiping your turd cutter with the Benjamins, who am I to say otherwise?
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Re: "What to bring to a party" etiquette query

Post by mistah willies » Tue May 02, 2017 1:05 pm

How about a portable bidet?




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Re: "What to bring to a party" etiquette query

Post by Patchez » Thu May 04, 2017 10:26 pm

mistah willies wrote:
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How about a portable bidet?




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Re: "What to bring to a party" etiquette query

Post by oldsmartskunk » Sat May 06, 2017 10:35 am

Visible outline of your boner, to impress lady of the house.

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Re: "What to bring to a party" etiquette query

Post by oettinger » Sat May 06, 2017 10:37 am

oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sat May 06, 2017 10:35 am
Visible outline of your boner, to impress lady of the house.
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Re: "What to bring to a party" etiquette query

Post by Frankennietzsche » Wed May 10, 2017 5:00 pm

oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sat May 06, 2017 10:35 am
Visible outline of your boner, to impress lady of the house.
How about a framed and matted, high-quality "mushroom stamp" ? That's class-ee.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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