Shit we hate:

[Artful Drunktective]

Collaborative attempt via skype but bear with:

Sitting in waiting rooms. Especially at Doctor's offices and Dear Boozes's office and likewise.

Amateur hour....no matter what or where it is. Most likely Night Clubs and where people can't hold their alcohol. So schtupid.

Animal Porn.

European Windstorms.

Crocs.

Old Smart Skunk's inability / resistance to book a flight on-line to Oettinger's.

People with peanut / gluten allergies. Put them to sleep already.

People / Doctor's that ask you if you are a "drinker".

[Dear Booze]

Anyone with a missing limb or appendage.

Anyone with a club foot.... or cloven hoof.

Anyone with a cleft palate.

Anyone who was born with a cleft palate, had it repaired, and then tried to cover up the scar by growing a mustache. You know who you are, Stacy Keach and Cheech Morin.

Anyone who had fresh blood coming out of their nose or ear.

Anyone named Cliff Pallet, even if the pronounce it with a silent "t"... like some French asshole.

Anyone with facial hair riding a BMX bicycle. That's a sure sign of poor life choices.

Anyone sliding off a cliff on a pallet.

Palates.

Cliff Bars.

[Artful Drunktective]

Anyone with a missing limb or appendage.

Anyone with a club foot.... or cloven hoof.

Anyone with a clef pallet.

Anyone who was born with a clef pallet, had it repaired, and then tried to cover up the scar by growing a mustache. You know who you are, Stacy Keach and Cheech Morin.

Anyone who had fresh blood coming out of their nose or ear.

Anyone named Cliff Pallet, even if the pronounce it with a silent "t"... like some French asshole.

Anyone with facial hair riding a BMX bicycle. That's a sure sign of poor life choices.

Anyone sliding off a cliff on a pallet.

Palates.

Cliff Bars.

Yeah for real. Tom Berenger didn't grow no 'stache nor did Jürgen Habermas AND he had a cleft lip AND a cleft palate!

However...you are hating on the Cliffs of the World but what about Cliff Burton?! He was gold. ( to use the parlance of Seinfeld's times).

The movie "Clifford"??!

And please do not hate nor forget your first slow dance song by Cliff Richard We Don't Talk Anymore
you cannot possibly hate since you clearly weren't headbanging to Ride the Lightning. :D

That is shit I love. (See,.. I'm not always hatin' contrary to what it appears).

[oettinger]

Duuuudes it`s shit we hate with passion and disgust, back to topic please.

Anyone heard yet, they`ll do Top Gun part 2?
I think that screams for Hot Shots Party Threux!

[oettinger]

ub 40 and simply red cause brain damage
edit: oh yeah and green day also sucks

[Artful Drunktective]

The fact that no matter where I go there is a continuous overabundance of noise from circular saws, table saws, weed whackers, lawn mowers, leaf blowers, electric hedge clippers, street cleaners, generators, jack hammers...pretty much anything and everything made by DeWalt and John Deere.

[Artful Drunktective]

The fact that no matter where I go there is a continuous overabundance of noise from circular saws, table saws, weed whackers, lawn mowers, leaf blowers, electric hedge clippers, street cleaners, generators, jack hammers...pretty much anything and everything made by DeWalt and John Deere.

Oh and now there's an incessant chain saw happening. How could I forget that one?

[oettinger]

Sharon Osbourne

[oettinger]

Lindday "the walking condom" Lohan

[Frankennietzsche]

like listening to Ethel Murman having an orgasm.

Fun fact: Oddly enough, Ethel was a moaner.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Sever shellshock (Thinks he's Ethyl Merman).

[ThirstyDrunk]

Severe shellshock (Thinks he's Ethyl Merman).

[ThirstyDrunk]

I hat ehow much you people hate. You worthless punkass shit bags aren't even worthy of your own hatred
look and see that the sun is shining outside

HATE

[oettinger]

I hat ehow much you people hate. You worthless punkass shit bags aren't even worthy of your own hatred
look and see that the sun is shining outside

HATE

Don`t pollute our hate-thread. Síckening.


Nah love yah

[Dear Booze]

I hat ehow much you people hate. You worthless punkass shit bags aren't even worthy of your own hatred
look and see that the sun is shining outside

HATE

Don`t pollute our hate-thread. Síckening.


Nah love yah

This contradiction in statements is something I find highly offensive. OVER THE LINE, GENE!