Shit we hate:

[Badfellow]

Strip joints that Old Smart Skunk works at.

Is he still up for adoption for sexual slavery?

Careful, and bring your bean bag gun.
That guy likes slapping people in face with rubber dicks.

[Badfellow]

Sorry, I almost said dildo nunchucks. That would have been rude and OVER THE LINE!

[Linchpin]

Sorry, I almost said dildo nunchucks. That would have been rude and OVER THE LINE!

I actually made a friend of mine Dick-Chucks for his wedding...two swingin dicks tide together with a string, quite hilarious.

[Artful Drunktective]

The following statements / phrases:

"That being said..."

"Keeping up with the Joneses'".

"But, um..."

"Just a sec".

My/your/her "shit don’t stink".

"Anyway you go about it".

"Everything happens for a reason".

going "antiquing".

[Linchpin]

It is what it Is

Have your cake and eat it too (of course I want to eat my fkn cake, wtf would you have cake and not eat it?)

New Jersey

people with birthdays that fall on national holidays

any Disney musicals

AC/DC (the band)

[Artful Drunktective]

The word "tipsy".

[Patchez]

the term "shitty drunk"

[Dear Booze]

The word "stuff"

[Badfellow]

Two Swingin Dicks

Hey, that's a great name for Chuck Lorre's next steamimg pile of sitcom!

[Artful Drunktective]

When people send me screenshots of text messages.

When people walk / ride their bike in the middle of the road and don't move for cars.

When people tell me all the stuff I need to watch on Netflix.

[oettinger]

clean vocals in metal - that`s fucking gay

[oettinger]

Skaters and their accidents
i like it that they broke some bones
i am pissed that i have to pay for their stupidity
but they complain about my drinking and how it hurts society
Same goes for smoking.
Is there any tax on x-games?

[waahoohah]

B.O.B (who thinks the world is flat despite proof Neil Degrasse Tyson gave him)

Here's how I deal with these flat earth idiots:

BRING ME A PIC. GO TO THE EDGE AND TAKE A PIC.

Those retarded asses don't even have to be there in person! Fly a drone to the edge AND TAKE A PIC.

[oettinger]

B.O.B (who thinks the world is flat despite proof Neil Degrasse Tyson gave him)

Here's how I deal with these flat earth idiots:

BRING ME A PIC. GO TO THE EDGE AND TAKE A PIC.

Those retarded asses don't even have to be there in person! Fly a drone to the edge AND TAKE A PIC.

Ha! I like that. What does it look like from underneath right?

[oettinger]

Arnold doesn`t sub his own voice in german. Strange isn`t it? I bet he thinks it will sound retarded.