Shit we hate:

[Artful Drunktective]

Public transportation
Airports
Trainstations
Truckstops
yeah stuff like that

Public transportation is definitely a pain in the balls.

Oett would prefer a pain in the balls. "It's not a tumor!"

[scream ale]

[Badfellow]

Put down that toomah! Now!

[oldsmartskunk]

30 ish women at the bar. Those are the worst broads you can find.

[scream ale]

Liquor stores that offer coupons that are only good for discounts on wine.

[oettinger]

Liquor stores that offer coupons that are only good for discounts on wine.

Coupons you can`t add

[scream ale]

People that zoom by on their little bicycles almost hit me then give me the stink for walking on the sidewalk. Except that guy I pass on my way to work. He's ok.

[Badfellow]

Militant bicyclists clad in spandex who do not yield to their stop signs or my cattle catcher.

Share the road; I'm armed.

[Artful Drunktective]

When people have servers at local neighborhood restaurants gather around and sing "Happy Birthday" at the table. I always feel sorry for the one whose birthday just got awkward. That's why you clap really loud and join in.

[oettinger]

Proposals during live sporting events.
Say no, say no, say no, it`s a trap bitch!

[scream ale]

Making brushes at work. Fuck I hate brushes.

[Artful Drunktective]

That fitted bed sheet that always slips off the fking mattress corners.

[scream ale]

^^^^Those things are a pain in the balls!

Besides constantly slipping off they rip easily. At least every one that I've ever had has.

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ They totally are a pain in the balls! Not to mention...when I wash it and try to put it back on the mattress, I ALWAYS, I mean every single time without failure put it on the wrong fking corner where it doesn't fit. Annoying! This shit should be labeled on the corners "upper right corner" or at least by width and length.

[oettinger]

^^^ lol same here, to both of you