Shit we hate:

[Nausea]

This: https://imgur.com/gallery/SIm0IRU

I have long been pissed off regarding their proprietary diagnostics -- saw them run some strange boot sequence with an ethernet cable on my old laptop at the "Genius Bar" to diagnose my keyboard issue.

I'm never buying another Apple product again.

[Badfellow]

*Apple/Skynet computers

*Jean Claude van Dumme

*Waiting more that 5 minutes for a drink order, no matter how good the drink might be

*Antidisestablishmentarianists

*That narcissistic bitch Mariah Carey

*Octomom

*Nausea not coming clean about his jenkem addiction

*Fat ass welfare women in spandex with too many kids

*Christmas music

*People who are offended by me pointing out the fact that they are retarded or borderline retarded

[Nausea]

*That narcissistic bitch Mariah Carey

How about Anne Hathaway?

*Nausea not coming clean about his jenkem addiction

Fuck you, dude! I said that in confidence. And it's been... a few days since, like, OKAY.

[scream ale]

Xmas music is awful. Xmas in general sucks ass. Gets in the way of Thanksgiving. Except for the holiday liquor packages. With the fifth of booze and pair of glasses. Those are just fine with me.

[Nausea]

Xmas music is awful. Xmas in general sucks ass. Gets in the way of Thanksgiving. Except for the holiday liquor packages. With the fifth of booze and pair of glasses. Those are just fine with me.

I'm glad I work a job now where I control the music. I worked in two grocery stores in the past that all played music designed to make people more purchase-happy. This included a lot of oldies for some reason -- the same ones, too.

[scream ale]

Xmas music is awful. Xmas in general sucks ass. Gets in the way of Thanksgiving. Except for the holiday liquor packages. With the fifth of booze and pair of glasses. Those are just fine with me.

I'm glad I work a job now where I control the music. I worked in two grocery stores in the past that all played music designed to make people more purchase-happy. This included a lot of oldies for some reason -- the same ones, too.

It is pretty bizarre so many stores play oldies. Doesn't exactly make me wanna spend more I just have flashbacks of riding in my Dad's truck when I was a kid.

[oettinger]

Tech support on the phone, any kind of subject.

After talking to three of em today, I lost it. The last one was nice enough to admit he has no idea and "paraphrased" I should rather ask google

[scream ale]

Dealing with any type of support on the phone is a pain in the balls. They are typically very far from supportive.

[Artful Drunktective]

Jenga. Not only is it an entirely impossible game for drunk drunkards unless you have super smooth and non shaky skills, it has to be the utmost anxiety inducing game ever because when it falls, it's like a balloon unexpectedly popping in your face. It's just not fun. Not to mention a retarded mess to pick up.

And I probably said it in this thread before but piggy backing on that...I fucking hate balloons. Some friends and I were throwing a surprise party for someone and they expected me to blow up balloons. I kindly declined, stating my hatred for them. I'd rather have attempted to bake a 3 tierd birthday cake. As I was in the midst of validating my point, a friend standing near by was blowing one up and it exploded right in my ear and face. I instinctively turned around and said rather loudly to everyone in the room "FUCK YOU GUYS!" like I had Tourette's Syndrome or something because it was totally an uncontrollable reaction.

Balloons need to go away forever. And aren't they bad for the environment or something? People release them in the hundreds into the sky. Where do they go? Doesn't anyone give a shit about sea turtles eating one or something?

[Dear Booze]

Balloons need to go away forever. And aren't they bad for the environment or something? People release them in the hundreds into the sky. Where do they go? Doesn't anyone give a shit about sea turtles eating one or something?

I'll happily join you in the #fuckballoons movement. They are a stupid pain in the ass. Plus, I read a study that they cause lymphoma, lupus (not the good kind), and leukemia. Basically, all the "L" diseases.
#fuckballoons #balloonskill

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Yep.

Lung Cancer

Lou Gehrig's Disease

Leprosy

Lice of the pubes

Balloons are responsible for all of that

[Dear Booze]

^ ^ ^ Yep.

Lung Cancer

Lou Gehrig's Disease

Leprosy

Lice of the pubes

Balloons are responsible for all of that

Don't forget about

Latex Allergies
Laughing until you piss your pants
Lazarus Syndrome (you die for a few days)
Louse-borne diseases
Lymphocytic Choriomeningitis
Lead Poisoning
Legionnaires' Disease
Leptospirosis
Lisp
Listeria
Liver Disease
Living on a Prayer
Loa loa Infection
Lockjaw
Loose bowels
Loose tooth
Lost in Love
Lost in Space
Loving the band Phish
Low blood pressure
LSD overdose
Lujo Hemorrhagic Fever
Lyme Disease
Lymphedema

[Artful Drunktective]

Hey I like nursing my Lyme Disease symptoms while listening to "Living on a Prayer"!

And "Love is a Battlefield"

[Nausea]

Shopping bullshit. IDGAF about your damn discount.

[Badfellow]

Are YOU a balloon hater?

Here's some seriously fucked up balloon shit that went down in Cleveland, Ohio during 1986.