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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:12 am
mistah willies wrote:
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Badfellow wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 1:51 pm
It's not a good time to be a doorknob licker in Wuhan, or anywhere for that matter.
Light switches are still cool right?
Yes and public toilet seats.
AKA, train/subway seats. *whew* A man has to put his tongue somewhere.
Wait, was that out lewd?

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The panic shopping tards. How much milk, eggs, bread, butter and ass paper do these douche bags need? They gotta run out of room eventually.
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scream ale wrote:
Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:08 pm
The panic shopping tards. How much milk, eggs, bread, butter and ass paper do these douche bags need? They gotta run out of room eventually.
Hope they don't have a leaky roof/cellar where they store all the TP...

I think it might be that they're constantly watching the news-mongers and shitting their pants all day long.

Soon, we'll have to resort to the cardboard boxes that are used to ship things into the panic aisles of the stores.

Panic-demic. That's what I call it.


Friggin grab a brewskie and DRINK! is the way to go.

Disinfect from the inside.

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mistah willies wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:22 pm

Friggin grab a brewskie and DRINK! is the way to go.
Indeed. The count down to beer:30 is nearly over. Cheers to that sir.
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scream ale wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:37 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:22 pm

Friggin grab a brewskie and DRINK! is the way to go.
Indeed. The count down to beer:30 is nearly over. Cheers to that sir.
*Clink*

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Booze isle is full in our store. You`d think people will get drunk but nah, all a bunch of lame-asses
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Old, white males who think they're charismatic.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Nausea wrote:
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Old, white males who think they're charismatic.
I'm charming as fuck.
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Patchez wrote:
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Nausea wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:43 pm
Old, white males who think they're charismatic.
I'm charming as fuck.
Yeah but you ain't old.
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I must have some booze".


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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:53 am
Patchez wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:20 am
Nausea wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:43 pm
Old, white males who think they're charismatic.
I'm charming as fuck.
Yeah but you ain't old as fuck.
Fixed it
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Patchez actually has charisma -- he doesn't simply think he has it, which are the types my post goes after.

Anyways, other stuff to hate: customers that smell like putrid taint from head to toe.
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Nausea wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:06 pm
Anyways, other stuff to hate: customers that smell like putrid taint from head to toe.
In their defense soap is gettin' a little scarce in some places. Every time you encounter one of these poor smelly bastards be sure and thank the next greedy doomsdayer you come across.
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scream ale wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:06 pm
Nausea wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:06 pm
Anyways, other stuff to hate: customers that smell like putrid taint from head to toe.
In their defense soap is gettin' a little scarce in some places. Every time you encounter one of these poor smelly bastards be sure and thank the next greedy doomsdayer you come across.
Isn`t tabbak a perfum? It`s my scent for sure, fuck soap
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:39 pm
scream ale wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:06 pm
Nausea wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:06 pm
Anyways, other stuff to hate: customers that smell like putrid taint from head to toe.
In their defense soap is gettin' a little scarce in some places. Every time you encounter one of these poor smelly bastards be sure and thank the next greedy doomsdayer you come across.
Isn`t tabbak a perfum? It`s my scent for sure, fuck soap
Oett doesn't smell like putrid taint from head to toe, only above the knees and below the ribs.
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