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Artful Drunktective
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by Artful Drunktective » Sun Dec 08, 2019 4:32 pm
scream ale wrote: ↑ Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:35 pm
The fake meat craze. Impossible this, beyond that. If you're going to give up meat then give it up. My generation is beyond dumb.
Not near as dumb as the perineum tanning craze.
Sunburned arsehole
Okole maluna!
Patchez
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by Patchez » Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:27 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑ Sun Dec 08, 2019 4:32 pm
scream ale wrote: ↑ Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:35 pm
The fake meat craze. Impossible this, beyond that. If you're going to give up meat then give it up. My generation is beyond dumb.
Not near as dumb as the perineum tanning craze.
Sunburned arsehole
Sun's out, buns out!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
scream ale
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by scream ale » Sun Dec 08, 2019 7:27 pm
That is just beyond retarded.
Patchez
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by Patchez » Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:03 am
I need someone to rub some aloe on my taint. Got a bit of a sunburn.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Artful Drunktective
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by Artful Drunktective » Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:42 am
Rubbing your eye and god knows anything else after cutting up hot peppers.
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scream ale
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by scream ale » Thu Dec 19, 2019 5:29 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑ Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:42 am
Rubbing your eye and god knows anything else after cutting up hot peppers.
Who would've thought something so tasty could sting so bad.
Nausea
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by Nausea » Thu Dec 19, 2019 8:20 pm
Overly-elaborate bottle packaging. I'm looking at you, Basil Hayden.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Nausea
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by Nausea » Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:27 pm
Buying Christmas presents.
Goddamnit, I don't know what to give you.
Drunks are easy. Soberr family different altogether.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Patchez
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by Patchez » Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:54 pm
Nausea wrote: ↑ Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:27 pm
Buying Christmas presents.
Goddamnit, I don't know what to give you.
Drunks are easy. Soberr family different altogether.
Get 'em all booze anyhow. Fuck the weaklings. Survival of the drunkest.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
oettinger
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by oettinger » Tue Dec 24, 2019 1:49 pm
Patchez wrote: ↑ Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:54 pm
Nausea wrote: ↑ Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:27 pm
Buying Christmas presents.
Goddamnit, I don't know what to give you.
Drunks are easy. Soberr family different altogether.
Get 'em all booze anyhow. Fuck the weaklings. Survival of the drunkest.
Or gift 'em your empties
Drink!
scream ale
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by scream ale » Tue Dec 24, 2019 1:58 pm
oettinger wrote: ↑ Tue Dec 24, 2019 1:49 pm
Patchez wrote: ↑ Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:54 pm
Nausea wrote: ↑ Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:27 pm
Buying Christmas presents.
Goddamnit, I don't know what to give you.
Drunks are easy. Soberr family different altogether.
Get 'em all booze anyhow. Fuck the weaklings. Survival of the drunkest.
Or gift 'em your empties
Never. Those nickels are mine!
Artful Drunktective
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by Artful Drunktective » Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:10 pm
When you order gifts online and they are wrong or missing something. Happened a few times this season.
I ordered my honey of a husband a G n' R concert bracelet and I received a U2 Joshua Tree one instead. Of all fking bands! That is like, the worst possible one they could have sent!
Okole maluna!
scream ale
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by scream ale » Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:57 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑ Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:10 pm
When you order gifts online and they are wrong or missing something. Happened a few times this season.
I ordered my honey of a husband a G n' R concert bracelet and I received a U2 Joshua Tree one instead. Of all fking bands! That is like, the worst possible one they could have sent!
It's kinda funny in a way.
At least it wasn't a Joshua Tree CD.
oettinger
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by oettinger » Sat Dec 28, 2019 7:00 am
If she ever gifted me U2 stuff I would divorce and decapitate her and piss on her corpse.
I think she knows that though
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