What kind of "shady shit" are we talking about?
Jenkem huffing? Human trafficking? Maybe a little candle wax on the nipples?
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Anal sex. The Lord forbids it.
No, basically our main supplier is shipping us a bunch of extra inventory for some reason and not charging us -- a mistake on their part. And the two guys I work with in the warehouse are trying to hide this fact and keep it as free inventory, asking me not to count it when I do our total inventory report, as our accountant would notice all the extra stuff and start asking questions.
So, they're trying to steal to the tune of 5 figures each time the supplier makes that mistake.
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Complicit. Then you should get a cut.Nausea wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 4:32 pmAnal sex. The Lord forbids it.
No, basically our main supplier is shipping us a bunch of extra inventory for some reason and not charging us -- a mistake on their part. And the two guys I work with in the warehouse are trying to hide this fact and keep it as free inventory, asking me not to count it when I do our total inventory report, as our accountant would notice all the extra stuff and start asking questions.
So, they're trying to steal to the tune of 5 figures each time the supplier makes that mistake.
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Agreed. Blackmail the fuckers if they try to squeeze you out of anything less than your fair share.mistah willies wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:23 amComplicit. Then you should get a cut.Nausea wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 4:32 pmAnal sex. The Lord forbids it.
No, basically our main supplier is shipping us a bunch of extra inventory for some reason and not charging us -- a mistake on their part. And the two guys I work with in the warehouse are trying to hide this fact and keep it as free inventory, asking me not to count it when I do our total inventory report, as our accountant would notice all the extra stuff and start asking questions.
So, they're trying to steal to the tune of 5 figures each time the supplier makes that mistake.
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Yes. Then you won't need to drink the Gentleman any more. You could bump up to Early Times or Evan Williams. Think about the booze.Badfellow wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:13 amAgreed. Blackmail the fuckers if they try to squeeze you out of anything less than your fair share.mistah willies wrote: ↑Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:23 amComplicit. Then you should get a cut.Nausea wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 4:32 pm
Anal sex. The Lord forbids it.
No, basically our main supplier is shipping us a bunch of extra inventory for some reason and not charging us -- a mistake on their part. And the two guys I work with in the warehouse are trying to hide this fact and keep it as free inventory, asking me not to count it when I do our total inventory report, as our accountant would notice all the extra stuff and start asking questions.
So, they're trying to steal to the tune of 5 figures each time the supplier makes that mistake.
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Okole maluna!
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Of course it's newsworthy. How can you be so heartless. Even my bowels were moved.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:20 amThe fact that this is newsworthy.
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Ha! Bowel-shaking news. I feel a bit of 'Biebs' about to erupt. Justin case you were wondering, I don't believescream ale wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:12 pmOf course it's newsworthy. How can you be so heartless. Even my bowels were moved.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:20 amThe fact that this is newsworthy.
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I've ever heard a single song from the individual. What is it's gender, btw?
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Yeah we should move this to the "life going to erupt" thread. And no feckin' clue anything it sings, it's sex, it's gender identity, sexual preference, vegetarian or meat diet, if it's a cat or dog person, what kind of tampons or size Pampers it's finally grown into..there is still so much Nausea will have to learn in order to report back to us.mistah willies wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:02 amHa! Bowel-shaking news. I feel a bit of 'Biebs' about to erupt. Justin case you were wondering, I don't believescream ale wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:12 pmOf course it's newsworthy. How can you be so heartless. Even my bowels were moved.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:20 amThe fact that this is newsworthy.
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I've ever heard a single song from the individual. What is it's gender, btw?
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Day 69 of observing the "Beebziebear": it identifies as gender-fluid, becoming a total Betch at times. It eats only Hostess products, even if they're out of date, making its sexy sculpted-boy physique a mystery to scientists. Will report more on more beebziedeets when drunker.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:26 amYeah we should move this to the "life going to erupt" thread. And no feckin' clue anything it sings, it's sex, it's gender identity, sexual preference, vegetarian or meat diet, if it's a cat or dog person, what kind of tampons or size Pampers it's finally grown into..there is still so much Nausea will have to learn in order to report back to us.
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Nausea wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:26 am
Day 69 of observing the "Beebziebear": it identifies as gender-fluid, becoming a total Betch at times. It eats only Hostess products, even if they're out of date, making its sexy sculpted-boy physique a mystery to scientists. Will report more on more beebziedeets when drunker.
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Hmmm... Biebselbub. Lord of the dungbeetles?Nausea wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:26 amDay 69 of observing the "Beebziebear": it identifies as gender-fluid, becoming a total Betch at times. It eats only Hostess products, even if they're out of date, making its sexy sculpted-boy physique a mystery to scientists. Will report more on more beebziedeets when drunker.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:26 amYeah we should move this to the "life going to erupt" thread. And no feckin' clue anything it sings, it's sex, it's gender identity, sexual preference, vegetarian or meat diet, if it's a cat or dog person, what kind of tampons or size Pampers it's finally grown into..there is still so much Nausea will have to learn in order to report back to us.
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Poor Biebs, he needs to hook up with R. Kelly.
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When there's dogs (or pets) in suspense and horror movies. You know it just isn't going to end well for them and I really hate that.
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The dog in the second Friday the 13th survived. The dog in Cujo, not so much.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:08 amWhen there's dogs (or pets) in suspense and horror movies. You know it just isn't going to end well for them and I really hate that.