Shit we hate:

[oldsmartskunk]

Bryan Adams.

And closet Bryan Adams fans who pretend ignorance and spell Bryan Adams with an "i" instead of the customary Canadian rocker "y". It really cuts me like a knife.

I strongly disagree. Bryan Adams is awesome. Just like my penis.

[Artful Drunktective]

Bryan Adams.

And closet Bryan Adams fans who pretend ignorance and spell Bryan Adams with an "i" instead of the customary Canadian rocker "y". It really cuts me like a knife.

I strongly disagree. Bryan Adams is awesome. Just like my penis.

Baby Bryan Adams is all that I need...when you're lyin' here in my arms. We're in heaven!

[scream ale]

Dumbass signs that say stupid shit like "Drive like your kids live here". How about signs that say things like "Drive like your not a stupid piece of shit"?

[Dear Booze]

"Heroes". There. I said it. I am sick and tired of every god damned person thinking they are some kind of hero. Yea, yea, it's Memorial Day weekend. I get it. People died while serving our country. They are all heroes because they made the ultimate sacrifice for America. I would be okay with that. But it doesn't end there.

On 9-11-2001, there were a whole mess of heroic first responders trying to save people from the collapsing/collapsed World Trade Center. They were real heroes, indeed. But suddenly, every single god damned cop and fireman became a "hero".

Now, ambulance drivers, fire inspectors, security guards, crossing guards, meter maids, and dispatchers are heroes. Even the poor schmuck working as a clerk in the evidence room at the Bend, Oregon police station is a hero.

Gas and electrical providers are generally some of the first folks on site during a desaster. They need to make sure there are no gas leaks and what not. Recently, they have been referred to as "first responders" and are now being labled as "heroes".

Then, for some reason, teachers became "heroes".

Doctors, nurses, pretty much anyone working in a hospital. Hero.

Helping or serving other people does not make a person a hero. Doing a shitty job which no one else wants to do does not make you a hero either.

Not all militarily people are heroes. Look it up. You gotta do something heroic to be a hero. Sorry, Airman David Keast, being stationed at the Air National Guard base in Atwater, California does not make you a hero.

So, yea, If you have served our country, thank you. Seriously. Thank you. But let's get real. You know who the
real heroes are. Let's honor them by stopping the over-use of the word.

[Dear Booze]

Being [insert city name] Strong.

"We are Boston Strong." Great.

"Paris Strong." Yeaaaaay.

"Vegas Strong." Whoopie doo!

"Parkland Strong", Houston Strong, Lance Armstrong, Louis Armstring, Neil Armstrong (also a hero).

[oettinger]

"Assholes". There. I said it. I am sick and tired of every god damned person thinking they are some kind of asshole. Yea, yea, it's Memorial Day weekend. I get it. People died while serving our country. They are all assholes because they made the ultimate sacrifice for America. I would be okay with that. But it doesn't end there.

On 9-11-2001, there were a whole mess of assholish first responders trying to save people from the collapsing/collapsed World Trade Center. They were real assholes, indeed. But suddenly, every single god damned cop and fireman became an "asshole".

Now, ambulance drivers, fire inspectors, security guards, crossing guards, meter maids, and dispatchers are heroes. Even the poor schmuck working as a clerk in the evidence room at the Bend, Oregon police station is an asshole.

Gas and electrical providers are generally some of the first folks on site during a desaster. They need to make sure there are no gas leaks and what not. Recently, they have been referred to as "first responders" and are now being labled as "assholes".

Then, for some reason, teachers became "assholes".

Doctors, nurses, pretty much anyone working in a hospital. Asshole.

Helping or serving other people does not make a person an asshole. Doing a shitty job which no one else wants to do does not make you a hero either.

Not all militarily people are assholes. Look it up. You gotta do something assholish to be an asshole. Sorry, Airman David Keast, being stationed at the Air National Guard base in Atwater, California does not make you an asshole.

So, yea, If you have served our country, thank you. Seriously. Thank you. But let's get real. You know who the
real assholes are. Let's honor them by stopping the over-use of the word.

Fixed it for you, my Hero

[scream ale]

"Assholes". There. I said it. I am sick and tired of every god damned person thinking they are some kind of asshole. Yea, yea, it's Memorial Day weekend. I get it. People died while serving our country. They are all assholes because they made the ultimate sacrifice for America. I would be okay with that. But it doesn't end there.

On 9-11-2001, there were a whole mess of assholish first responders trying to save people from the collapsing/collapsed World Trade Center. They were real assholes, indeed. But suddenly, every single god damned cop and fireman became an "asshole".

Now, ambulance drivers, fire inspectors, security guards, crossing guards, meter maids, and dispatchers are heroes. Even the poor schmuck working as a clerk in the evidence room at the Bend, Oregon police station is an asshole.

Gas and electrical providers are generally some of the first folks on site during a desaster. They need to make sure there are no gas leaks and what not. Recently, they have been referred to as "first responders" and are now being labled as "assholes".

Then, for some reason, teachers became "assholes".

Doctors, nurses, pretty much anyone working in a hospital. Asshole.

Helping or serving other people does not make a person an asshole. Doing a shitty job which no one else wants to do does not make you a hero either.

Not all militarily people are assholes. Look it up. You gotta do something assholish to be an asshole. Sorry, Airman David Keast, being stationed at the Air National Guard base in Atwater, California does not make you an asshole.

So, yea, If you have served our country, thank you. Seriously. Thank you. But let's get real. You know who the
real assholes are. Let's honor them by stopping the over-use of the word.

Fixed it for you, my Hero

That's funny shit. You're my new hero.

[Patchez]

Being [insert city name] Strong.

"We are Boston Strong." Great.

"Paris Strong." Yeaaaaay.

"Vegas Strong." Whoopie doo!

"Parkland Strong", Houston Strong, Lance Armstrong, Louis Armstring, Neil Armstrong (also a hero).

I vote for being Vegas Drunk in a few months. Who's with me?

[Artful Drunktective]

^^^ I'm with ya Patchy!

Continuing on...Shit I hate:

When driving, people swing a hard left in the other lane in order to make a right turn. Why?

On the contrary when people are turning left and cut the corner and are oncoming in your lane.

Didn't we learn not to do this as a teen?

[oettinger]

The inability to use indicators in general. Would I falsely assume as a pedestrain that a car won`t make a right turn because the driver isn`t indicating so, I`d be road-pizza quicker than you could say "with extracheese".

[scream ale]

The inability to use indicators in general. Would I falsely assume as a pedestrain that a car won`t make a right turn because the driver isn`t indicating so, I`d be road-pizza quicker than you could say "with extracheese".

Seriously.
But still when some douchebag in a van, say some useless cunt that works for Spectrum, sits there doing nothing until I am halfway across the street then revs the engine & takes off not slowing down and getting far too close to me.I
That is just bullshit.

[Artful Drunktective]

^^^Don't ya just want to throw down one of those tire spike strips or what?

[scream ale]

^^^Don't ya just want to throw down one of those tire spike strips or what?

Oh I've considered it.

[oettinger]

Public transportation
Airports
Trainstations
Truckstops
yeah stuff like that

[scream ale]

Public transportation
Airports
Trainstations
Truckstops
yeah stuff like that

Public transportation is definitely a pain in the balls.