Shit we hate:

[oettinger]

Songs that have what sounds like your ring tone in them.

I agree 100 percent

[scream ale]

Riot police and cop sirens. Tear gas and tire fires by the light of the full moon. Armored personnel carriers. Unmarked helicopters.

All because somebody turned off Black Sabbath and put on christmas music.

[oettinger]

Youtube blocking addblockers and wanting money for free content now. Fuck that shit

[Artful Drunktective]

Riot police and cop sirens. Tear gas and tire fires by the light of the full moon. Armored personnel carriers. Unmarked helicopters.

All because somebody turned off Black Sabbath and put on christmas music.

Havoc always ensues when that happens.

[Artful Drunktective]

Following along the lines of Nausea's post about ringtones...

Doorbell noises on TV when you have a barky-ass dog.

Dog barking on TV when you have a barky-ass dog. When our dog starts to bark at the noise, we tell him it's a "fake dog" and he stops but he's confused.


Following the lines of my own post about doorbells...

I hate the fking doorbell and for whatever reason, there is always somebody in Germany ringing it. The mailman gets off on it I think. It riles up the household all for a package that could have been left on the front porch instead of hand delivery. Can you imagine having the doorbell rung, every single freaking time you get a package?! It's maddening.

Asking the 'murricans...aren't people basically blowing heads off of people for even stepping on to your lawn these days, much less, ring your doorbell? I wish it was like that here.*sighs*

[Badfellow]

Asking the 'murricans...aren't people basically blowing heads off of people for even stepping on to your lawn these days, much less, ring your doorbell? I wish it was like that here.*sighs*

Well, to answer your question, not all ‘murrucans are having PTSD flashbacks and stacking "da gooks" like sandbags on the front lawn.

In fact, most ‘murricans these days are simple, ranch sauce loving individuals from a diverse ethic background of mongrels, mutts and mules. Ours is more of a porch pirate baiting culture these days. Incendiary glitter bombs. Rhinestone encrusted bear traps. Invasive tiktoks. That sort of ad nauseum.

But, here’s the good news. Now that you’re a more or less an official German, you can set MG-42 machine gun traps for the treacherous mailman. Or, if you please, question him for his papers and threaten to send him to Bergenbelsen, mein fraulein.

[Artful Drunktective]

Asking the 'murricans...aren't people basically blowing heads off of people for even stepping on to your lawn these days, much less, ring your doorbell? I wish it was like that here.*sighs*

Well, to answer your question, not all ‘murrucans are having PTSD flashbacks and stacking "da gooks" like sandbags on the front lawn.

In fact, most ‘murricans these days are simple, ranch sauce loving individuals from a diverse ethic background of mongrels, mutts and mules. Ours is more of a porch pirate baiting culture these days. Incendiary glitter bombs. Rhinestone encrusted bear traps. Invasive tiktoks. That sort of ad nauseum.

But, here’s the good news. Now that you’re a more or less an official German, you can set MG-42 machine gun traps for the treacherous mailman. Or, if you please, question him for his papers and threaten to send him to Bergenbelsen, mein fraulein.

I'd rather have that guy, just throwing the mail at the box.

[scream ale]

You could always just disconnect the doorbell.

[Artful Drunktective]

You could always just disconnect the doorbell.

Nope. Can't. oett would feel anxiously disconnected from society and less German if we did that. But yes, I totally would. Or at least have a sign like "Ring the Doorbell at Own Risk"

[Artful Drunktective]

Region codes on DVDs. That's just dumb.

[Badfellow]

Region codes on DVDs. That's just dumb.

I gave up trying to get my sleazy Portuguese porn to play on a North Korean DVD player. I just transferred it all to betamax. Problem solved.

[Nausea]

All of the lip-syncing at the Thanksgiving parade.

[scream ale]

The bots' new voices. Especially Crow.

[Artful Drunktective]

You-Tubers always mukbanging Jollibee and I will probably never ever get to try it.

QR Codes

Salami Pizza

When they bleep out curse words on Gordon Ramsay's shows. Or any programming for that matter.

Marzipan

When everyone bagged my balls for going to Red Lobster with oett. Mine was awesome. Especially the spicy pineapple margarita.

McDonald's Hacks

Shitty non-authentic tortilla chips

[scream ale]

When everyone bagged my balls for going to Red Lobster with oett. Mine was awesome. Especially the spicy pineapple margarita.

Ball bagging is the worst