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Nausea wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2019 11:31 am
Infinite cat fuzziness on my black jeans.

I am practically 1/4 cat.
Yeah it was real fun going into my office job in the mornings with a black skirt on. I could always be counted on for rocking the furry disheveled look.
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When your pets get ticks and ESPECIALLY when they won't let you remove them. Good times!
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu May 02, 2019 11:31 am
When your pets get ticks and ESPECIALLY when they won't let you remove them. Good times!
Have you tried smearing vasoline on and around the tick? It will begin to suffocate and back itself out of the dog.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Thu May 02, 2019 11:58 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu May 02, 2019 11:31 am
When your pets get ticks and ESPECIALLY when they won't let you remove them. Good times!
Have you tried smearing vasoline on and around the tick? It will begin to suffocate and back itself out of the dog.
Really? i also read Dawn soap is supposed to do the same but wasn't sure if it was wive's tales. Anything at this juncture we will try.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu May 02, 2019 12:01 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Thu May 02, 2019 11:58 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu May 02, 2019 11:31 am
When your pets get ticks and ESPECIALLY when they won't let you remove them. Good times!
Have you tried smearing vasoline on and around the tick? It will begin to suffocate and back itself out of the dog.
Really? i also read Dawn soap is supposed to do the same but wasn't sure if it was wive's tales. Anything at this juncture we will try.
Probably anything gooey. Lard, axle greese, molasses, hair gel, hand lotion, mayonnaise, grape jelly, ky jelly, toe jam, eye boogers, loogies, jizz... any of those things might work.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Thu May 02, 2019 3:06 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu May 02, 2019 12:01 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Thu May 02, 2019 11:58 am


Have you tried smearing vasoline on and around the tick? It will begin to suffocate and back itself out of the dog.
Really? i also read Dawn soap is supposed to do the same but wasn't sure if it was wive's tales. Anything at this juncture we will try.
Probably anything gooey. Lard, axle greese, molasses, hair gel, hand lotion, mayonnaise, grape jelly, ky jelly, toe jam, eye boogers, loogies, jizz... any of those things might work.
We tried all those things. Still didn't work.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri May 03, 2019 12:07 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Thu May 02, 2019 3:06 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu May 02, 2019 12:01 pm
Really? i also read Dawn soap is supposed to do the same but wasn't sure if it was wive's tales. Anything at this juncture we will try.
Probably anything gooey. Lard, axle greese, molasses, hair gel, hand lotion, mayonnaise, grape jelly, ky jelly, toe jam, eye boogers, loogies, jizz... any of those things might work.
We tried all those things. Still didn't work.
Did you try soaking the dog in gasoline and lighting it on fire? I read somewhere on the internet that ticks hate fire.
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I belched my acohol breath on it. It fell off immediately
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Interweb trolls. What non-contributors to the well being of humanity. They really have nothing better to do with their time?
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri May 03, 2019 11:16 pm
Interweb trolls. What non-contributors to the well being of humanity. They really have nothing better to do with their time?
They seem to enjoy the thumbs-down firsty thing as well.

But, they're never Thirsty.

Always DRYed out.

Frig that.

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My drink being half empty all the time
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When people initially text you and it's something vague like "Hey".
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The fact that cream ale no longer comes in 30 packs. The largest size is now a case apparently. Same price though for six less beers. Some stupid shit.

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The homeopathic pain killers the vet subscribed for our puppy after it`s vaccination.
Like since when are placebos supposed to work on animals????
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oettinger wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 9:23 am
The homeopathic pain killers the vet subscribed for our puppy after it`s vaccination.
Like since when are placebos supposed to work on animals????
Wow. I would certainly see another vet next time.

They shouldn't be allowed to practice if they are pulling that kind of bullshit.

HOMEOPATHY! Bullshit.
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