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Nausea wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:44 am
Tongue sores.

Must be the daily mix of orange juice, coffee, and beer.
Now listen very carefully. Put the candle back!

Oops. Wrong thread.

Nausea: after you rinse or perhaps brush the orifical appendage of concern,

Pour hydrogen peroxide into a small glass. A shot glass would work, if you promise not to drink that shot.

Next: use an absorbent material to soak the peroxide up into the cotton ball/Q-tip/clean sock/tighty whites/TP.

Gently rub the canker on the side of the tongue with the peroxide, or just soak that area with the peroxide for 15 seconds.

That will diminish the swelling afterwards.

Fill your mouth with available water, (tap will do, not toilet).

Swish then spit. Repeat. (Also, "swish" does not mean to prance about like Buffalo Bill: no one needs to see that on Skype again.)

After a fifteen minute period of time, Kentucky Deluxe awaits!

Trust me on this.

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Re: Shit we hate:

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mistah willies wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:24 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:44 am
Tongue sores.

Must be the daily mix of orange juice, coffee, and beer.
Now listen very carefully. Put the candle back!

Oops. Wrong thread.

Nausea: after you rinse or perhaps brush the orifical appendage of concern,

Pour hydrogen peroxide into a small glass. A shot glass would work, if you promise not to drink that shot.

Next: use an absorbent material to soak the peroxide up into the cotton ball/Q-tip/clean sock/tighty whites/TP.

Gently rub the canker on the side of the tongue with the peroxide, or just soak that area with the peroxide for 15 seconds.

That will diminish the swelling afterwards.

Fill your mouth with available water, (tap will do, not toilet).

Swish then spit. Repeat. (Also, "swish" does not mean to prance about like Buffalo Bill: no one needs to see that on Skype again.)

After a fifteen minute period of time, Kentucky Deluxe awaits!

Trust me on this.
Or he could just stop making out with random bums down by the railroad tracks.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2019 8:46 pm


Or he could just stop making out with random bums down by the railroad tracks.
It worked just fine for you, didn`t it?
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Bums need loving too -- I think Morrissey sang about this.

And willies, thanks for the tip. I will try it the next time I have one, as the one in question has thankfully vanished.
mistah willies wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:24 pm
(Also, "swish" does not mean to prance about like Buffalo Bill: no one needs to see that on Skype again.)
You swore not to talk about this.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:41 am
Bums need loving too -- I think Morrissey sang about this.

And willies, thanks for the tip. I will try it the next time I have one, as the one in question has thankfully vanished.
mistah willies wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:24 pm
(Also, "swish" does not mean to prance about like Buffalo Bill: no one needs to see that on Skype again.)
You swore not to talk about this.
Please. Not the hose again

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mistah willies wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:53 pm
Please. Not the hose again
You know you like it. Just shake it.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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mistah willies wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:53 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:41 am
Bums need loving too -- I think Morrissey sang about this.

And willies, thanks for the tip. I will try it the next time I have one, as the one in question has thankfully vanished.
mistah willies wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:24 pm
(Also, "swish" does not mean to prance about like Buffalo Bill: no one needs to see that on Skype again.)
You swore not to talk about this.
Please. Not the hose again
Then put the lotion the basket!

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scream ale wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:00 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:53 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:41 am
Bums need loving too -- I think Morrissey sang about this.

And willies, thanks for the tip. I will try it the next time I have one, as the one in question has thankfully vanished.



You swore not to talk about this.
Please. Not the hose again
Then put the lotion the basket!
I get to keep the dog.

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Concept of job.
Self righteous people.
Anyone working in customer service.
Marketing gurus.
Steve Jobbs.

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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sat Jun 29, 2019 6:15 pm
Marketing gurus.
Amen.

Especially the ones that advertise on YouTube, pretending to teach you how to become a millionaire by selling affiliate products.

That shit is so old -- I suppose people must still be falling for it.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Carrots
Horseradish
Beetroot
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2019 5:14 pm

Horseradish
What the fuck? I love that shit. There is no Bloody Mary with out it.
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2019 5:14 pm
Carrots
Horseradish
Dude...you got problems.
And this is coming from a guy that eats peanut butter and mustard sandwiches.

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^^^For real. And anyone who has taste buds knows that horseradish is a key component not only in Bloody Mary's as Patchy stated, but as a dip with sour cream for prime rib next to aus jus.

MMM...can I Grubhub a prime rib?!
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Anything to do with Charles Manson. Why did media glorify this douche bag with interviews and documentaries? Enough already. He's finally dead. It's not like he was Jack the Ripper. He was a poseur who manipulated stupid hippy people. Lame.

Ask those surviving stupid hippy chicks still serving time in prison for murder that were recently denied parole again. Betcha they would agree now.
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