Shit we hate:

[Nausea]

Constantly washing my hands.

At work, the sink water is ice cold. So, I'm with you.

[Nausea]

Getting all or mostly-all vowels in Scrabble.

[scream ale]

Constantly washing my hands.

At work, the sink water is ice cold. So, I'm with you.

Norhing but cold water at my hell hole. Fuck that shit.

[Nausea]

And they say to wash your hands for a solid 20 seconds!

[Artful Drunktective]

Getting all or mostly-all vowels in Scrabble.

That and when you get a Q but no U. I do love that game though.

[Artful Drunktective]

Jelly Beans

Pre-sweetened / flavored iced tea

Ketchup on eggs

Finding a hair in your food.

Being startled by loud noises or when people sneak up on me.

When my cat attacks with claws, appendages or anything sticking out of a blanket or hanging over the bed.

98% of store bought salsa. Baja Fresh is pretty good though.

[scream ale]

When my cat attacks with claws, appendages or anything sticking out of a blanket or hanging over the bed.

That shit is irritating as hell. Makes you wonder what's going through their tiny minds. It's like "I feed you and clean your shit box, what's your problem?!?"

[Artful Drunktective]

You know the world is going to hell in a hand-basket when shit gets violent in Canada. Depressing. :(

[Artful Drunktective]

When my cat attacks with claws, appendages or anything sticking out of a blanket or hanging over the bed.

That shit is irritating as hell. Makes you wonder what's going through their tiny minds. It's like "I feed you and clean your shit box, what's your problem?!?"

Cuz they're assholes but we still love em. I just enshroud my body like a mummy always because if he doesn't claw my foot, he will inevitably jump on top of me and scratch up my exposed skin which is even worse. I have had cats jump on my bare stomach AND my face! Was not fun. I have many a battle scar.

[Badfellow]

You know the world is going to hell in a hand-basket when shit gets violent in Canada. Depressing. :(

Was there a riot at Tim Horton's over the last jelly donut?



Also, people might not know this aboot Canadians, but there not all a bunch of pacifists. They get in fist fights all the time. Sometimes they even stab each other. However, it's considered a rude point of etiquette to bring a gun to a brawl. Except for in Toronto where they bust caps on a regular basis. Eh.

[Artful Drunktective]

You know the world is going to hell in a hand-basket when shit gets violent in Canada. Depressing. :(

Was there a riot at Tim Horton's over the last jelly donut?
Also, people might not know this aboot Canadians, but there not all a bunch of pacifists. They get in fist fights all the time. Sometimes they even stab each other. However, it's considered a rude point of etiquette to bring a gun to a brawl. Except for in Toronto where they bust caps on a regular basis. Eh.

Perhaps. There was a mass shooting in the da Scotia, eh, and evidently a Canadian with zero etiquette shot people... over the last Tim Horton donut, who's to say? Can't blame it on a hockey game though. Maybe they went on a rampage because there's no hockey? Now that would make more sense.

Canadia, dude. Most of the world doesn't even think about what is happening up in there. Do they even have the 'rona? They should build a wall to block 'Murrica to prevent it. So should Mexico. How ironic that would be.

[oldsmartskunk]

Dick Eagle's golfing stories. His country club. Also golf in general.

[oettinger]

Old people using hiking-sticks

[scream ale]

Old people using hiking-sticks they're always attacking me and ruining my buzz

That's rough.

[oettinger]

Old people using hiking-sticks they're always attacking me and ruining my buzz

That's cool.

I know