Shit we hate:

[scream ale]

^peaches bruise way too easily. They need to toughen up. Wimps.

[oettinger]

YouTube ads featuring buff dudes touting their "workout plans" and diet of "micronutrients" or "superfoods" or whatever. Fuck to you.

The same asshole wear those "My warm up is your workout" shirts. Newsflash for you sport, "My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning".

That post is hilarious

[Dear Booze]

YouTube ads featuring buff dudes touting their "workout plans" and diet of "micronutrients" or "superfoods" or whatever. Fuck to you.

The same asshole wear those "My warm up is your workout" shirts. Newsflash for you sport, "My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning".

All Star shit right there!

[Patchez]

YouTube ads featuring buff dudes touting their "workout plans" and diet of "micronutrients" or "superfoods" or whatever. Fuck to you.

The same asshole wear those "My warm up is your workout" shirts. Newsflash for you sport, "My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning".

All Star shit right there!

Nah. That line has been floating around the intertrons for a while now. I can't take credit for it.

[mistah willies]

The same asshole wear those "My warm up is your workout" shirts. Newsflash for you sport, "My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning".

All Star shit right there!

Nah. That line has been floating around the intertrons for a while now. I can't take credit for it.

That's Patchez for ya. No bullshit.

(Some folks like that ript bastard would be fine with taking credit, ennid?)

*sadly takes down thumb tacked bar napkin with gold star on it*

[Patchez]

I'll take credit for using it in the proper context of the quoted post. And for relevancy.

[Artful Drunktective]

In movies when people try to secretly get on someone's computer but it's password protected and yet they always miraculously guess it.

[Nausea]

In movies when people try to secretly get on someone's computer but it's password protected and yet they always miraculously guess it.

I can relate to this. Or what about when they're "hacking" a computer and the process comes with fancy 3D visualizations.

As over the top as the second Matrix was, it actually depicted a realistic exploitation, with a plain good-ol terminal.

[Dear Booze]

In the movies, when someone has snuck into an office and is downloading a file from another person's computer onto a disk or thumbdrive.... It never fails. They hear someone coming down the hall.
*CLOSEUP of protaganist's face. He looks toward the door. Sweat drips from his brow.
*CLOSEUP of computer screen. Status bar shows 20 seconds left for download.
*PROTAGONIST: (whispering) "come on, come on, come on."
*SFX footsteps getting closer.
*CLOSEUP of computer screen. 10 seconds.
*SFX someone fumbling with keys just outside door.
*CLOSEUP of computer screen. 5 seconds.
*MEDIUM SHOT of door opening a janitorial staff or securuty team opening the door and looking into dark office. They flip on light.
*POINT OF VIEW of Janitorial or security staff. Room is empty. Computer is off.
*WIDE SHOT protaganist is hiding under a desk or on a ledge, or hanging above the door with the computer disk in his mouth. Janitor/security closes door and walks away.

[Artful Drunktective]

And all the while the freakin' password was the family dog's name.

[Dear Booze]

And all the while the freakin' password was the family dog's name.

My password for all accounts is "Password1"

[oettinger]

In the movies, when someone has snuck into an office and is downloading a file from another person's computer onto a disk or thumbdrive.... It never fails. They hear someone coming down the hall.
*CLOSEUP of protaganist's face. He looks toward the door. Sweat drips from his brow.
*CLOSEUP of computer screen. Status bar shows 20 seconds left for download.
*PROTAGONIST: (whispering) "come on, come on, come on."
*SFX footsteps getting closer.
*CLOSEUP of computer screen. 10 seconds.
*SFX someone fumbling with keys just outside door.
*CLOSEUP of computer screen. 5 seconds.
*MEDIUM SHOT of door opening a janitorial staff or securuty team opening the door and looking into dark office. They flip on light.
*POINT OF VIEW of Janitorial or security staff. Room is empty. Computer is off.
*WIDE SHOT protaganist is hiding under a desk or on a ledge, or hanging above the door with the computer disk in his mouth. Janitor/security closes door and walks away.

That`s you caught cheating

[scream ale]

People that leave their xmas bullshit up days after xmas is over. It's almost fucking New Years, it's over. You've had your holly jolly horse shit lights and reindeer and nativity nonsense up since the day before Halloween. Shove it back up your ass til next year.

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Totally. I especially hate the inflatable shit like blown up snowmen and Santas. Sorry Dear Booze, I know you probably have those.

On that note, people who decorate for Easter. Really?!

[Nausea]

Keyboards in metal music. Save the synths for your ambient side project.