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oldsmartskunk
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Re: Shit we hate:
My former classmate became urologist. He is 2meters tall with freddy cruger looking long fingers. I bet his prostate exam always turns into unwanted fingerbang . So in my opinion you got off easy!
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"Unwanted Fingerbang"oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:00 amMy former classmate became urologist. He is 2meters tall with freddy cruger looking long fingers. I bet his prostate exam always turns into unwanted fingerbang . So in my opinion you got off easy!
Didn't they tour with Lemmy back in the day?
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oldsmartskunk
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I sure hope so. This is too great ir a name not to be used for a band!
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Re: Shit we hate:
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Especially at the same time.
"Sir, get back to your seat and buckle up!
You're supposed to be flying this aircraft!"
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Artful Drunktective
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HA! I also especially hate it when it's at the same time.mistah willies wrote: ↑Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:41 am.
Especially at the same time.
"Sir, get back to your seat and buckle up!
You're supposed to be flying this aircraft!"
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Re: Shit we hate:
I'm fine with tea. It was the waitress who had the problem.
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I had a waitress splash an entire Coke on me reminiscent of a tidal wave. Sorta sucked but I was a good sport about it.
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oldsmartskunk
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Getting punched in a dick!
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The USPS. Fuck'em.
Shipped shit to Bur. Took 5 days to get from PA to NYC. On the 7th it said in route to destination. Then no movement at all from the 7th till today. Today it is in Connecticut 22 fucking days to get from New York to Stamford..
Shipped shit to Bur. Took 5 days to get from PA to NYC. On the 7th it said in route to destination. Then no movement at all from the 7th till today. Today it is in Connecticut 22 fucking days to get from New York to Stamford..
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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It`s cheaper and easier too book a plane and deliver on your own. Stressfree 1500 bucks
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