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What kind of "shady shit" are we talking about?

Jenkem huffing? Human trafficking? Maybe a little candle wax on the nipples?
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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:41 am
What kind of "shady shit" are we talking about?

Jenkem huffing? Human trafficking? Maybe a little candle wax on the nipples?
Anal sex. The Lord forbids it.

No, basically our main supplier is shipping us a bunch of extra inventory for some reason and not charging us -- a mistake on their part. And the two guys I work with in the warehouse are trying to hide this fact and keep it as free inventory, asking me not to count it when I do our total inventory report, as our accountant would notice all the extra stuff and start asking questions.

So, they're trying to steal to the tune of 5 figures each time the supplier makes that mistake.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 4:32 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:41 am
What kind of "shady shit" are we talking about?

Jenkem huffing? Human trafficking? Maybe a little candle wax on the nipples?
Anal sex. The Lord forbids it.

No, basically our main supplier is shipping us a bunch of extra inventory for some reason and not charging us -- a mistake on their part. And the two guys I work with in the warehouse are trying to hide this fact and keep it as free inventory, asking me not to count it when I do our total inventory report, as our accountant would notice all the extra stuff and start asking questions.

So, they're trying to steal to the tune of 5 figures each time the supplier makes that mistake.
Complicit. Then you should get a cut.

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mistah willies wrote:
Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:23 am
Nausea wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 4:32 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:41 am
What kind of "shady shit" are we talking about?

Jenkem huffing? Human trafficking? Maybe a little candle wax on the nipples?
Anal sex. The Lord forbids it.

No, basically our main supplier is shipping us a bunch of extra inventory for some reason and not charging us -- a mistake on their part. And the two guys I work with in the warehouse are trying to hide this fact and keep it as free inventory, asking me not to count it when I do our total inventory report, as our accountant would notice all the extra stuff and start asking questions.

So, they're trying to steal to the tune of 5 figures each time the supplier makes that mistake.
Complicit. Then you should get a cut.
Agreed. Blackmail the fuckers if they try to squeeze you out of anything less than your fair share.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:13 am
mistah willies wrote:
Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:23 am
Nausea wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 4:32 pm


Anal sex. The Lord forbids it.

No, basically our main supplier is shipping us a bunch of extra inventory for some reason and not charging us -- a mistake on their part. And the two guys I work with in the warehouse are trying to hide this fact and keep it as free inventory, asking me not to count it when I do our total inventory report, as our accountant would notice all the extra stuff and start asking questions.

So, they're trying to steal to the tune of 5 figures each time the supplier makes that mistake.
Complicit. Then you should get a cut.
Agreed. Blackmail the fuckers if they try to squeeze you out of anything less than your fair share.
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The fact that this is newsworthy.

Justin Bieber needing a diaper change
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:20 am
The fact that this is newsworthy.

Justin Bieber needing a diaper change
Of course it's newsworthy. How can you be so heartless. Even my bowels were moved.

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scream ale wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:12 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:20 am
The fact that this is newsworthy.

Justin Bieber needing a diaper change
Of course it's newsworthy. How can you be so heartless. Even my bowels were moved.
Ha! Bowel-shaking news. I feel a bit of 'Biebs' about to erupt. Justin case you were wondering, I don't believe
I've ever heard a single song from the individual. What is it's gender, btw?

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mistah willies wrote:
Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:02 am
scream ale wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:12 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:20 am
The fact that this is newsworthy.

Justin Bieber needing a diaper change
Of course it's newsworthy. How can you be so heartless. Even my bowels were moved.
Ha! Bowel-shaking news. I feel a bit of 'Biebs' about to erupt. Justin case you were wondering, I don't believe
I've ever heard a single song from the individual. What is it's gender, btw?
Yeah we should move this to the "life going to erupt" thread. And no feckin' clue anything it sings, it's sex, it's gender identity, sexual preference, vegetarian or meat diet, if it's a cat or dog person, what kind of tampons or size Pampers it's finally grown into..there is still so much Nausea will have to learn in order to report back to us.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:26 am
Yeah we should move this to the "life going to erupt" thread. And no feckin' clue anything it sings, it's sex, it's gender identity, sexual preference, vegetarian or meat diet, if it's a cat or dog person, what kind of tampons or size Pampers it's finally grown into..there is still so much Nausea will have to learn in order to report back to us.
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Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:26 am

Day 69 of observing the "Beebziebear": it identifies as gender-fluid, becoming a total Betch at times. It eats only Hostess products, even if they're out of date, making its sexy sculpted-boy physique a mystery to scientists. Will report more on more beebziedeets when drunker.
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Nausea wrote:
Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:26 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:26 am
Yeah we should move this to the "life going to erupt" thread. And no feckin' clue anything it sings, it's sex, it's gender identity, sexual preference, vegetarian or meat diet, if it's a cat or dog person, what kind of tampons or size Pampers it's finally grown into..there is still so much Nausea will have to learn in order to report back to us.
Day 69 of observing the "Beebziebear": it identifies as gender-fluid, becoming a total Betch at times. It eats only Hostess products, even if they're out of date, making its sexy sculpted-boy physique a mystery to scientists. Will report more on more beebziedeets when drunker.
Hmmm... Biebselbub. Lord of the dungbeetles?

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Poor Biebs, he needs to hook up with R. Kelly.
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When there's dogs (or pets) in suspense and horror movies. You know it just isn't going to end well for them and I really hate that.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:08 am
When there's dogs (or pets) in suspense and horror movies. You know it just isn't going to end well for them and I really hate that.
The dog in the second Friday the 13th survived. The dog in Cujo, not so much.

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