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When there's dogs (or pets) in suspense and horror movies. You know it just isn't going to end well for them and I really hate that.
"Where the Red Fern Grows" really got to me when I was 10 years old.

It was horrible, because at the hatchet scene, they showed a bright white side bar on the drive-in movie screen for folks to take their little ones to the snack bar.

Damn.

Side note, I miss my hatchet.

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Old Yeller.

The dog in the Road Warrior did a little better.
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The jagoff at work that frequently says "if you want perfection, get god on the phone". Gettin' mighty fuckin old I tell ya. Guy is one obnoxious douche.

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At signalized intersections they often have crosswalks with a little button you push to get you in the queue to walk accross the street. All of this is fine. It's a pretty efficient way of integrating pedestrians into the system made for automobile traffic.

What I hate is when I'm standing there and some asshole is standing next to the button and he/she keeps pushing it. Like they're playing a godammed video game and they're shooting some fucking space invaders. Seriously, you only need to push it once. 75 times does not make the walk/don't walk sign change any faster.
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Dear Booze wrote:
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At signalized intersections they often have crosswalks with a little button you push to get you in the queue to walk accross the street. All of this is fine. It's a pretty efficient way of integrating pedestrians into the system made for automobile traffic.

What I hate is when I'm standing there and some asshole is standing next to the button and he/she keeps pushing it. Like they're playing a godammed video game and they're shooting some fucking space invaders. Seriously, you only need to push it once. 75 times does not make the walk/don't walk sign change any faster.
I know it looks dumb as hell. I do this several times a day. The only reason I can come up with is it gives me something to do while I stand there and watch all the douche bags drive by at top speed while playing on their phones.

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Dear Booze wrote:
Wed Mar 27, 2019 12:56 pm
At signalized intersections they often have crosswalks with a little button you push to get you in the queue to walk accross the street. All of this is fine. It's a pretty efficient way of integrating pedestrians into the system made for automobile traffic.

What I hate is when I'm standing there and some asshole is standing next to the button and he/she keeps pushing it. Like they're playing a godammed video game and they're shooting some fucking space invaders. Seriously, you only need to push it once. 75 times does not make the walk/don't walk sign change any faster.
I know it looks dumb as hell. I do this several times a day. The only reason I can come up with is it gives me something to do while I stand there and watch all the douche bags drive by at top speed while playing on their phones.
In germany you don`t have to push the button just touch it. It works via electromagnetic induction. Still people are getting impatient and start slamming that thing violently. That stupidity pisses me off like nothing else
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For real. Maybe we need to sport a crosswalk signal badge or vest or something to look official. Or maybe next time any of us sees someone rolling up to the crosswalk signal, let's just run past them shouting "My turn! My turn! My turn!" like a child and hover over it.
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scream ale wrote:
Wed Mar 27, 2019 4:01 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Wed Mar 27, 2019 12:56 pm
At signalized intersections they often have crosswalks with a little button you push to get you in the queue to walk accross the street. All of this is fine. It's a pretty efficient way of integrating pedestrians into the system made for automobile traffic.

What I hate is when I'm standing there and some asshole is standing next to the button and he/she keeps pushing it. Like they're playing a godammed video game and they're shooting some fucking space invaders. Seriously, you only need to push it once. 75 times does not make the walk/don't walk sign change any faster.
I know it looks dumb as hell. I do this several times a day. The only reason I can come up with is it gives me something to do while I stand there and watch all the douche bags drive by at top speed while playing on their phones.
In germany you don`t have to push the button just touch it. It works via electromagnetic induction. Still people are getting impatient and start slamming that thing violently. That stupidity pisses me off like nothing else
That's hilarious. I never realized drivers were looking away from their phones long enough to notice people like me endlessly pushing the cross walk button out of boredom waiting for the little walking man to light up. I'll try to make a show of it from now on. Maybe a little dance.

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That's hilarious. I never realized drivers were looking away from their phones long enough to notice people like me endlessly pushing the cross walk button out of boredom waiting for the little walking man to light up. I'll try to make a show of it from now on. Maybe a little dance.
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oettinger wrote:
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scream ale wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 3:42 pm


That's hilarious. I never realized drivers were looking away from their phones long enough to notice people like me endlessly pushing the cross walk button out of boredom waiting for the little walking man to light up. I'll try to make a show of it from now on. Maybe a little dance.
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Old Grandpa Arnold movies
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Anything having to do with the "red carpet".
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scream ale wrote:
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The jagoff at work that frequently says "if you want perfection, get god on the phone". Gettin' mighty fuckin old I tell ya. Guy is one obnoxious douche.
This made me laugh.

What about working dudes who, when you ask how they are, always say, "Oh, it's just another day in paradise." Why you gotta be bummed out all the damn time? Get some booze in your future -- it always gives me hope.
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scream ale wrote:
Mon Mar 25, 2019 4:50 pm
The jagoff at work that frequently says "if you want perfection, get god on the phone". Gettin' mighty fuckin old I tell ya. Guy is one obnoxious douche.
This made me laugh.

What about working dudes who, when you ask how they are, always say, "Oh, it's just another day in paradise." Why you gotta be bummed out all the damn time? Get some booze in your future -- it always gives me hope.
I've always been a "Same shit different Year" guy myself.
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