As long as they don't mention having a case of the mon-days I can cope with it. Usually.Nausea wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2019 9:25 amThis made me laugh.scream ale wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2019 4:50 pmThe jagoff at work that frequently says "if you want perfection, get god on the phone". Gettin' mighty fuckin old I tell ya. Guy is one obnoxious douche.
What about working dudes who, when you ask how they are, always say, "Oh, it's just another day in paradise." Why you gotta be bummed out all the damn time? Get some booze in your future -- it always gives me hope.
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When a potato chip fragment stabs the roof of your mouth.
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^^ Stabbing the roof of your mouth with an almond. Fuckin' oww!
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Accidentally biting the inside of your mouth while eating. FUCK! After that, it swells up and you end up biting it over and over again. FUCK!
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In movies when people burn something slow roasted like an entire turkey to a blackened, smoking, crisp. Unless you pass out drunk for several hours (which is the only acceptable excuse), how does that even happen?!
Okole maluna!
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Pussy that smells like one of those old crusty rags you peel off your backporch (and some dog has been pissing on it for months)
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anything that moves other than a human in Australia outback at nighttime (especially inside sleepy bag)
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My dick when it doesn't match up to the fella fucking my wife
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the chump who feels it cool to leave his diseal truck running for hours because diesels can and not waste gas. "See what I can do? I can annoy everyone with my egoic little penis and have big trucky"
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Warm happy weather. You know, when the little bastards of others are jumping on trampolines, hitting the side of your house with footballs, and LAUGHING while they do it! I don't have kids, keep them to yourself!
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The dick who must always keep a flashlight handy "just in case" there's a power outtage...
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The over cum-fill women who thinks life's purpose is about her finding the next biggest cock to plant her actual fat, nasty, crusty ass on
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When your condom rips in africa....
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That first time you watched Indiana Jone Temple of Doom and eating baby snakes pervadedyour mind for years whilst eating momma's beautiful spaghetti noodles
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The condom breaking in Afirca....