Shit we hate:

[Nausea]

...or hanging above the door with the computer disk in his mouth...

HAHA

[oettinger]

In stores the clone army of chocolate santas followed by another clone army of easter bunnys.

People always find good reasons to hate them

[Badfellow]

People that leave their xmas bullshit up days after xmas is over. It's almost fucking New Years, it's over. You've had your holly jolly horse shit lights and reindeer and nativity nonsense up since the day before Halloween. Shove it back up your ass til next year.

I formed my own death squad for this very reason. We cruise around and perform summary executions on holiday lawn decorations left up past their welcome.

[scream ale]

^ ^ ^ Totally. I especially hate the inflatable shit like blown up snowmen and Santas. Sorry Dear Booze, I know you probably have those.

On that note, people who decorate for Easter. Really?!

Seriously. The inflatable santas and easter bunnies gotta fuckin' go. Far, far away.

I formed my own death squad for this very reason. We cruise around and perform summary executions on holiday lawn decorations left up past their welcome.

Good to know someone is trying to make a difference.

[Artful Drunktective]

I formed my own death squad for this very reason. We cruise around and perform summary executions on holiday lawn decorations left up past their welcome.

In your beat up Lexus pick-up truck?!

[Artful Drunktective]

Keyboards in metal music. Save the synths for your ambient side project.

Normally I would concur but I did like the Fear Factory Remanufacture album.

[scream ale]

The fact that planters cheese balls have pretty much vanished but the cheese curls are in abundance. I realise they are the same thing. But still. Bullshit.

[Artful Drunktective]

When drawstrings come out of hoodies and shorts and you can never get them back in.

[scream ale]

^^^If yer feeling lucky you might have some luck with a paper clip. It's a pain in the ass and takes a while but I have had success with this in the past.

[oettinger]

^^^If yer feeling lucky you might have some luck with a paper clip. It's a pain in the ass and takes a while but I have had success with this in the past.

I told her today my mom does it with a safety pin. I works

[Artful Drunktective]

The fact that planters cheese balls have pretty much vanished but the cheese curls are in abundance. I realise they are the same thing. But still. Bullshit.

I don't really think they are the same thing hence why we have the preference for cheez ballz. I can't tell if it's a textural thing or what but the balls seem more firm and not so air puffed, not to mention the ratio of cheese coverage is more since the balls aren't elongated shape.

Like which is better? Ding Dongs or Ho-Ho's? They are virtually the same, but not really. Me, I'd take both any day. Wow I really need to get a life. And stop eating shit food.

[Badfellow]

Rejoice, motherfuckers! Planter's Cheez Balls are back!

Proof: https://www.planters.com/product/00029000023864

[Nausea]

I'm not saying I don't like Cheez Balls, but I would never buy them.

[Nausea]

Prescription drug commercials that make life seem like a blast without alcohol.

[mistah willies]

I'm not saying I don't like Cheez Balls, but I would never buy them.

I recall a bar place that set cheese balls out as free snacks. They consolidated those periodically back into the large plastic keg-looking container, shook them up, and refilled the bowls.

I think those cheese balls were from China. They were radioactive orange florescent color