Shit we hate:
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^^^ Buncha slobs down there in florida. I guess if your state is shaped like a dick it's ok to act like one. Although that logic doesn't explain the dumbasses up herein new york. What with all tossed aisde gloves, masks, mini wine bottles, fast food bags and my favorite the ones that take the time to clean up after their dogs but then drop the bags of shit where ever they feel like. Retards
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Asshole people here clean their dogs asses and leave the paper towels laying aroundscream ale wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 8:36 amtake the time to clean up after their dogs but then drop the bags of shit where ever they feel like. Retards
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Gotta love my hometown. Fuck.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Wed May 13, 2020 11:49 pmTHESE DUMBASSES: Red Lobster brawl
Meanwhile we have Patchez there in the exact same area always supporting mom n' pop places like everyone should be doing while these fat, white, entitled, female wastes of life misbehave like this for some chain restaurant lobster only because they think they deserve a good Mother's Day?!
These are global headlines from America. It's fucking EMBARRASSING.
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Freezing temperatures when it's almost June.
Wildlife shows. (I hate seeing animals kill one another or seeing elephants get stuck in the mud or beached whales etc. I know, it's nature but I'm a sensitive puss for animals).
When the car sun visor can't properly block the sun from your eyes.
When the vacuum cleaner cord comes out of the socket mid-vacuuming.
When my Pomeranian barks at passersby when we are outside in the yard and they look at me like I'm the asshole for not doing something about it. (Cuz there's nothing that can be done about it aside from catapulting him to another dimension).
Wildlife shows. (I hate seeing animals kill one another or seeing elephants get stuck in the mud or beached whales etc. I know, it's nature but I'm a sensitive puss for animals).
When the car sun visor can't properly block the sun from your eyes.
When the vacuum cleaner cord comes out of the socket mid-vacuuming.
When my Pomeranian barks at passersby when we are outside in the yard and they look at me like I'm the asshole for not doing something about it. (Cuz there's nothing that can be done about it aside from catapulting him to another dimension).
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Thanks for the idea. My gray cat won't stop chewing up my boot laces. Among other pain in the ass things. His ass is going places now!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon May 18, 2020 1:19 pm.l(Cuz there's nothing that can be done about it aside from catapulting him to another dimension).
Re: Shit we hate:
Internet marketers.
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Make $10,000 per day selling other people's products on Amazon!
Fuck off and die.
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Fuck off and die.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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"Manscaping" ads. Anyone getting hit with these as relentlessly as I am?
They're clearly spending a fortune on advertising. Or, they're targeting me for some unknown reason.
They're clearly spending a fortune on advertising. Or, they're targeting me for some unknown reason.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Maybe they just like you that much? I've never heard of the the term before. That sucks man.
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You are getting those ads based on your search history and "viewing algorithms". I only get ads for Weber Barbeque Grills (outdoor grilling at it's best)scream ale wrote: ↑Sun May 24, 2020 5:55 pmMaybe they just like you that much? I've never heard of the the term before. That sucks man.
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And your wife gets penis enlargement addsDear Booze wrote: ↑Fri May 29, 2020 2:47 pmYou are getting those ads based on your search history and "viewing algorithms". I only get ads for Weber Barbeque Grills (outdoor grilling at it's best)scream ale wrote: ↑Sun May 24, 2020 5:55 pmMaybe they just like you that much? I've never heard of the the term before. That sucks man.
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Trust me oett, you don't want to see what your wife's ads are.oettinger wrote: ↑Sat May 30, 2020 5:14 pmAnd your wife gets penis enlargement addsDear Booze wrote: ↑Fri May 29, 2020 2:47 pmYou are getting those ads based on your search history and "viewing algorithms". I only get ads for Weber Barbeque Grills (outdoor grilling at it's best)scream ale wrote: ↑Sun May 24, 2020 5:55 pm
Maybe they just like you that much? I've never heard of the the term before. That sucks man.
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Don't forget DB' gets those gonorrhea antibiotic ads too...most likely because of that unfortunate "tractor" incident.oettinger wrote: ↑Sat May 30, 2020 5:14 pmAnd your wife gets penis enlargement addsDear Booze wrote: ↑Fri May 29, 2020 2:47 pmYou are getting those ads based on your search history and "viewing algorithms". I only get ads for Weber Barbeque Grills (outdoor grilling at it's best)scream ale wrote: ↑Sun May 24, 2020 5:55 pm
Maybe they just like you that much? I've never heard of the the term before. That sucks man.
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When I see the cat "playing" with a mouse in the yard.
When I scream like a crazy bitch every single time I see a mouse in the house.
When my nose is stuffed up.
When I blow my nose and can't help but to look at what came out.
When I scream like a crazy bitch every single time I see a mouse in the house.
When my nose is stuffed up.
When I blow my nose and can't help but to look at what came out.
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Drones hovering over the patio. Mighty annoying.