No, it’s a brand of toilet cleaner called Toilet Duck. But in your vodka and citrus addled mind, it became something much more.
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- Badfellow
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- Badfellow
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Ad campaign that use the phrase "spring into" this time of year. Spring into savings in particular. How’s about my boot springing into your ass?
Well, not your ass, dear reader. Rather that of the advertiser’s.
Well, not your ass, dear reader. Rather that of the advertiser’s.
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- Artful Drunktective
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Can you spring into a nap?Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Wed Apr 12, 2023 3:15 amSpring into "action" also irritatingly comes to mind.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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What about springing into a bowel movement?
Springing into happy hour?
Springing into paid time off?
Springing into happy hour?
Springing into paid time off?
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My old ass father being bored. He restlessly roams around the house trying to find stuff to work on. That it`s drunk saturday doesn`t matter to him. He is annoying the hell out of us. Me and AD even have a special term for that: Günzing around (his name is Günther)
Edit: Too bad 80 year olds don`t play video games...
Edit: Too bad 80 year olds don`t play video games...
Drink!
- scream ale
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Maybe you should teach him the art of Super Nintendo.
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Maybe get the Güntz Mario Panzer Blitzkrieg. I’d also start getting him stoned. Really, really stoned.
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Strippers that lie to me.
Come on, tell me the truth baby.
Come on, tell me the truth baby.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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When you cross your legs and tear a hole in your penis.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.