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Writing a review about a liquor store
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Oct 04, 2019 10:24 am
Writing a review about a liquor store
No I'll just go to another liquor store that treats customers with respect and let all the other drunks know that one is shit. I'd also mention she had her phone out during this encounter completely ignoring me.

Perhaps that store should train her properly or fire the bitch

But yeah, while i hate writing the reviews, it's deserved
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That fucking Bird guy.

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When the Internet is out. I’m relegated to surfing on my phone. Ah well, at least it’s something to drink to.
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Cutting your hand with cardboard. It's fucking stupid.

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scream ale wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:13 pm
Cutting your hand with cardboard. It's fucking stupid.
And it hurts. Not like a clean cut from glass or a blade where your skin opens up, you feel nothing and stare mesmerized at how much blood you contain.
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I hate parking in parking garages. It's especially annoying when you drive a full size truck like I do. What's worse is you have to contend with people who don't know how to fucking drive. The concept of turning their wheel all the way right or left in order to extract themselves from a tight parking spot is beyond them.

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Everytime we meet one of our douchebag neighbours asking me to call them some time so we can waste a precious weekend night hanging out together.
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:50 am
Everytime we meet one of our douchebag neighbours asking me to call them some time so we can waste a precious weekend night hanging out together.
Lately the girlfriend has been making mention of getting together with one of her coworkers for coffee some weekend. Oh boy! Meeting up with some random asstard for fucking coffee. At least if we were meeting up at a bar I could dull the pain with beer or something stronger.

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scream ale wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:59 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:50 am
Everytime we meet one of our douchebag neighbours asking me to call them some time so we can waste a precious weekend night hanging out together.
Lately the girlfriend has been making mention of getting together with one of her coworkers for coffee some weekend. Oh boy! Meeting up with some random asstard for fucking coffee. At least if we were meeting up at a bar I could dull the pain with beer or something stronger.
These cocksuckers only drink a couple of beers or wine and ask you to leave when you just awakened.
Or vice versa, they come visit our place in the evening: Good morning, how do you like your vodka?
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scream ale wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:59 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:50 am
Everytime we meet one of our douchebag neighbours asking me to call them some time so we can waste a precious weekend night hanging out together.
Lately the girlfriend has been making mention of getting together with one of her coworkers for coffee some weekend. Oh boy! Meeting up with some random asstard for fucking coffee. At least if we were meeting up at a bar I could dull the pain with beer or something stronger.
These are such occasions of what flasks were invented for.

Dulling the pain is a necessity for me to be able to withstand the painful boring chit chat. The female equivalent to this is when I'm invited to gatherings such as bridal and baby showers where women congregate and engage in the most boringest conversations EVER....undrunk.
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Shows about the lives of hoarders, 400 lb. people, and those who are addicted to plastic surgery etc. Pull yourselves together people! Is this really what "entertainment" has come to?
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:09 am
Shows about the lives of hoarders, 400 lb. people, and those who are addicted to plastic surgery etc. Pull yourselves together people! Is this really what "entertainment" has come to?
It's either 400 lb people who can't throw anything away or another meaningful reboot. These are your choices. That's all you get. Welcome to 2019.

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When I look up recipes to make for something awesome and greasy like fried mushrooms or blooming onions and people want to know the nutritional value, carbs, calories, and if it's keto friendly. Really?!?!

Those must be the Michelob Ultra drinkers.
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scream ale wrote:
Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:47 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:09 am
Shows about the lives of hoarders, 400 lb. people, and those who are addicted to plastic surgery etc. Pull yourselves together people! Is this really what "entertainment" has come to?
It's either 400 lb people who can't throw anything away or another meaningful reboot. These are your choices. That's all you get. Welcome to 2019.
Have you ever seen an overweight throw a plate away?


Ok ok, call me an overdrunk, no glasses unintentionally shattered
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