Dude.. you need help.
Shit we hate:
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Re: Shit we hate:
You really think someone could help him?
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- Artful Drunktective
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Re: Shit we hate:
The neighbour lady mowing the lawn on saturday morning. It`s especially stupid since it rained all night. You don`t cut the grass cleanly at all when it`s soaking wet you dumb bitch. She does it so randomly though that I think she does it to vent off after having an argument with her husband
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- oldsmartskunk
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Re: Shit we hate:
Slipping on a wet concrete which results in tearing of your jeans... In the ass area.
Re: Shit we hate:
So you're upset about assless jeans? Ok. What have you done with the real OSS?oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:12 amSlipping on a wet concrete which results in tearing of your jeans... In the ass area.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Yeah really. Weren't your jeans already assless in the first place?! Then I could see how that woulda hurt.Patchez wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 1:40 pmSo you're upset about assless jeans? Ok. What have you done with the real OSS?oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:12 amSlipping on a wet concrete which results in tearing of your jeans... In the ass area.
Okole maluna!
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Re: Shit we hate:
Then put down the weed whacker and pick up an adult beverage.
See. I'm a problem solver.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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- Savage
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Things I dislike
Coconut. Beef liver. Coffee. Stupid people who think they are smart. Dogshit where I am walking. The godawful abomination that is known as sweet tea. Drink tea plain or just admit you hate tea. Stealing a bottle of what we thought was vodka from a hotel ballroom with my best boy buddy, and cracking it to find it was water. Hey, we were seventeen. And little assholes.
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- Badfellow
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Re: Shit we hate:
YouTube clips of guys raving that they ate a 100mg cannabis edible. I eat that much for breakfast. Try wolfing down a 7g Nepalese temple ball and then we can talk about being "stoned".
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Re: Shit we hate:
Songs that have what sounds like your ring tone in them. Or faint police/ambulance sirens.
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Re: Shit we hate:
Riot police and cop sirens. Tear gas and tire fires by the light of the full moon. Armored personnel carriers. Unmarked helicopters.
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