Shit we hate:

[oettinger]

Shows about the lives of hoarders, 400 lb. people, and those who are addicted to plastic surgery etc. Pull yourselves together people! Is this really what "entertainment" has come to?

It's either 400 lb people who can't throw anything away or another meaningful reboot. These are your choices. That's all you get. Welcome to 2019.

Have you ever seen an overweight throw a plate away?


Ok ok, call me an overdrunk, no glasses unintentionally shattered

[Nausea]

Completely not getting where another person is coming from.

I cannot figure out the logic behind some of our more eccentric customers' mannerisms.

How does a mind evolve so strangely while also hacking it in this world?

[mistah willies]

Completely not getting where another person is coming from.

I cannot figure out the logic behind some of our more eccentric customers' mannerisms.

How does a mind evolve so strangely while also hacking it in this world?

Yes indeed, and further: someone who always disagrees even when you're agreeing with them.

"No, no, that's not it..."

[oettinger]

Completely not getting where another person is coming from.

I cannot figure out the logic behind some of our more eccentric customers' mannerisms.

How does a mind evolve so strangely while also hacking it in this world?

Yes indeed, and further: someone who always disagrees even when you're agreeing with them.

"No, no, that's not it..."

Wrrrrrrooooong.

I hate people blocking my way in the groceriestore. Fat and old are the worst

[Patchez]

Fat and old are the worst

I feel personally attacked by this.

[Nausea]

When your favorite beer is no longer being produced.

RIP.

[Artful Drunktective]

Things I hate that make me want to break out my bullwhip:

When people are walking and just stop right in front of you. Or when people just stand in the way in general (blocking stairs and aisles etc.) and don't move out of the way- usually on their phones and not paying attention.

People who are rude to servers and staff in front of the world (without good reason anyway).

People standing in line ahead of you but still can't make up their mind so they take forever - post office, ATM, fast food restaurant - especially complex special orders in the drive-thru, etc.
Or even worse, people who don't have their boarding pass, bus ticket etc. ready in advance and wait to hold up the line to look for it.

When people sit directly next to you (movies, bar, bus etc.) when there are tons of open seating.

Most of this is just common courtesy, really. Just stay the hell out of the way until you know wtf you are doing!

Oh and...

People who brag about getting laid.

People who use the word "tipsy".

They could use a good crack with a bullwhip.

[ThirstyBirdy]

Flat brim hats and those who wear them.
Modern rap.
Drake.
That snitch rapper guy with purple hair
White people who attempt to be black in modern times. This generation is weak.

[oettinger]

Our dog having ticks in november.
Pulling them out is a major struggle. He behaves like we are trying to rip his limbs off.
What a dumb dog!

[scream ale]

Our dog having ticks in november.
Pulling them out is a major struggle. He behaves like we are trying to rip his limbs off.
What a dumb dog!

Pet problems suck. One of my cats has started scratching his face excessively again. To the point where the patch just above his nose is almost bleeding. He's starting to get red marks near the corner of his eyes again as well. Last time he got a shot steroids from the vet. I'm not sure what all that entailed as I wasn't there. Lasted close to two months. In addition to that he's started some kind of teeth chattering bullshit. No fucking clue what that's about. Looks like a trip to the vet for him tomorrow.

[oettinger]

Our dog having ticks in november.
Pulling them out is a major struggle. He behaves like we are trying to rip his limbs off.
What a dumb dog!

Pet problems suck. One of my cats has started scratching his face excessively again. To the point where the patch just above his nose is almost bleeding. He's starting to get red marks near the corner of his eyes again as well. Last time he got a shot steroids from the vet. I'm not sure what all that entailed as I wasn't there. Lasted close to two months. In addition to that he's started some kind of teeth chattering bullshit. No fucking clue what that's about. Looks like a trip to the vet for him tomorrow.

Get well soon cats.

Wow the dog didn`t even move. He let AD rip those suckers out with 2nd and 3rd tries

[scream ale]

Sounds like one tough pup.

[Nausea]

People who pay for $2 worth of booze with a hundred dollar bill.

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ That has been the bane of my existence for years working in retail. Thanks asshole for wiping out all my change in the register! The question that always plagues me is where do these asswipes even get a $100 bill? They don't come out of the ATM. Did these people make a special trip into the bank to get one just to fck up someone's day?

[scream ale]

^^^ Probably the same nimrods that block aisles in the grocery while they chit chat with some random asshole.