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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by scream ale » Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:35 pm

The fake meat craze. Impossible this, beyond that. If you're going to give up meat then give it up. My generation is beyond dumb.
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Dec 08, 2019 4:32 pm

scream ale wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:35 pm
The fake meat craze. Impossible this, beyond that. If you're going to give up meat then give it up. My generation is beyond dumb.
Not near as dumb as the perineum tanning craze.

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Patchez » Sun Dec 08, 2019 6:27 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 4:32 pm
scream ale wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:35 pm
The fake meat craze. Impossible this, beyond that. If you're going to give up meat then give it up. My generation is beyond dumb.
Not near as dumb as the perineum tanning craze.

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by scream ale » Sun Dec 08, 2019 7:27 pm

That is just beyond retarded.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Patchez » Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:03 am

I need someone to rub some aloe on my taint. Got a bit of a sunburn.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:42 am

Rubbing your eye and god knows anything else after cutting up hot peppers.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by scream ale » Thu Dec 19, 2019 5:29 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:42 am
Rubbing your eye and god knows anything else after cutting up hot peppers.
Who would've thought something so tasty could sting so bad.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Nausea » Thu Dec 19, 2019 8:20 pm

Overly-elaborate bottle packaging. I'm looking at you, Basil Hayden.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Nausea » Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:27 pm

Buying Christmas presents.

Goddamnit, I don't know what to give you.

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Patchez » Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:54 pm

Nausea wrote:
Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:27 pm
Buying Christmas presents.

Goddamnit, I don't know what to give you.

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by oettinger » Tue Dec 24, 2019 1:49 pm

Patchez wrote:
Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:54 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:27 pm
Buying Christmas presents.

Goddamnit, I don't know what to give you.

Drunks are easy. Soberr family different altogether.
Get 'em all booze anyhow. Fuck the weaklings. Survival of the drunkest.
Or gift 'em your empties
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by scream ale » Tue Dec 24, 2019 1:58 pm

oettinger wrote:
Tue Dec 24, 2019 1:49 pm
Patchez wrote:
Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:54 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:27 pm
Buying Christmas presents.

Goddamnit, I don't know what to give you.

Drunks are easy. Soberr family different altogether.
Get 'em all booze anyhow. Fuck the weaklings. Survival of the drunkest.
Or gift 'em your empties
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:10 pm

When you order gifts online and they are wrong or missing something. Happened a few times this season.

I ordered my honey of a husband a G n' R concert bracelet and I received a U2 Joshua Tree one instead. Of all fking bands! That is like, the worst possible one they could have sent!
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by scream ale » Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:57 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:10 pm
When you order gifts online and they are wrong or missing something. Happened a few times this season.

I ordered my honey of a husband a G n' R concert bracelet and I received a U2 Joshua Tree one instead. Of all fking bands! That is like, the worst possible one they could have sent!
It's kinda funny in a way.
At least it wasn't a Joshua Tree CD.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by oettinger » Sat Dec 28, 2019 7:00 am

If she ever gifted me U2 stuff I would divorce and decapitate her and piss on her corpse.
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