Shit we hate:

[scream ale]

The fake meat craze. Impossible this, beyond that. If you're going to give up meat then give it up. My generation is beyond dumb.

[Artful Drunktective]

The fake meat craze. Impossible this, beyond that. If you're going to give up meat then give it up. My generation is beyond dumb.

Not near as dumb as the perineum tanning craze.

Sunburned arsehole

[Patchez]

The fake meat craze. Impossible this, beyond that. If you're going to give up meat then give it up. My generation is beyond dumb.

Not near as dumb as the perineum tanning craze.

Sunburned arsehole

Sun's out, buns out!

[scream ale]

That is just beyond retarded.

[Patchez]

I need someone to rub some aloe on my taint. Got a bit of a sunburn.

[Artful Drunktective]

Rubbing your eye and god knows anything else after cutting up hot peppers.

[scream ale]

Rubbing your eye and god knows anything else after cutting up hot peppers.

Who would've thought something so tasty could sting so bad.

[Nausea]

Overly-elaborate bottle packaging. I'm looking at you, Basil Hayden.

[Nausea]

Buying Christmas presents.

Goddamnit, I don't know what to give you.

Drunks are easy. Soberr family different altogether.

[Patchez]

Buying Christmas presents.

Goddamnit, I don't know what to give you.

Drunks are easy. Soberr family different altogether.

Get 'em all booze anyhow. Fuck the weaklings. Survival of the drunkest.

[oettinger]

Buying Christmas presents.

Goddamnit, I don't know what to give you.

Drunks are easy. Soberr family different altogether.

Get 'em all booze anyhow. Fuck the weaklings. Survival of the drunkest.

Or gift 'em your empties

[scream ale]

Buying Christmas presents.

Goddamnit, I don't know what to give you.

Drunks are easy. Soberr family different altogether.

Get 'em all booze anyhow. Fuck the weaklings. Survival of the drunkest.

Or gift 'em your empties

Never. Those nickels are mine!

[Artful Drunktective]

When you order gifts online and they are wrong or missing something. Happened a few times this season.

I ordered my honey of a husband a G n' R concert bracelet and I received a U2 Joshua Tree one instead. Of all fking bands! That is like, the worst possible one they could have sent!

[scream ale]

When you order gifts online and they are wrong or missing something. Happened a few times this season.

I ordered my honey of a husband a G n' R concert bracelet and I received a U2 Joshua Tree one instead. Of all fking bands! That is like, the worst possible one they could have sent!

It's kinda funny in a way.
At least it wasn't a Joshua Tree CD.

[oettinger]

If she ever gifted me U2 stuff I would divorce and decapitate her and piss on her corpse.
I think she knows that though