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Re: Shit we hate:
The fake meat craze. Impossible this, beyond that. If you're going to give up meat then give it up. My generation is beyond dumb.
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Artful Drunktective
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Re: Shit we hate:
Not near as dumb as the perineum tanning craze.scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:35 pmThe fake meat craze. Impossible this, beyond that. If you're going to give up meat then give it up. My generation is beyond dumb.
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"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".
I must have some booze".
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Sun's out, buns out!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Dec 08, 2019 4:32 pmNot near as dumb as the perineum tanning craze.scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:35 pmThe fake meat craze. Impossible this, beyond that. If you're going to give up meat then give it up. My generation is beyond dumb.
Sunburned arsehole
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I need someone to rub some aloe on my taint. Got a bit of a sunburn.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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Re: Shit we hate:
Rubbing your eye and god knows anything else after cutting up hot peppers.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".
I must have some booze".
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Who would've thought something so tasty could sting so bad.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:42 amRubbing your eye and god knows anything else after cutting up hot peppers.
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Overly-elaborate bottle packaging. I'm looking at you, Basil Hayden.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.
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Buying Christmas presents.
Goddamnit, I don't know what to give you.
Drunks are easy. Soberr family different altogether.
Goddamnit, I don't know what to give you.
Drunks are easy. Soberr family different altogether.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.
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Get 'em all booze anyhow. Fuck the weaklings. Survival of the drunkest.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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When you order gifts online and they are wrong or missing something. Happened a few times this season.
I ordered my honey of a husband a G n' R concert bracelet and I received a U2 Joshua Tree one instead. Of all fking bands! That is like, the worst possible one they could have sent!
I ordered my honey of a husband a G n' R concert bracelet and I received a U2 Joshua Tree one instead. Of all fking bands! That is like, the worst possible one they could have sent!
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".
I must have some booze".
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It's kinda funny in a way.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:10 pmWhen you order gifts online and they are wrong or missing something. Happened a few times this season.
I ordered my honey of a husband a G n' R concert bracelet and I received a U2 Joshua Tree one instead. Of all fking bands! That is like, the worst possible one they could have sent!
At least it wasn't a Joshua Tree CD.
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If she ever gifted me U2 stuff I would divorce and decapitate her and piss on her corpse.
I think she knows that though
I think she knows that though
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