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The fake meat craze. Impossible this, beyond that. If you're going to give up meat then give it up. My generation is beyond dumb.
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scream ale wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:35 pm
The fake meat craze. Impossible this, beyond that. If you're going to give up meat then give it up. My generation is beyond dumb.
Not near as dumb as the perineum tanning craze.

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 4:32 pm
scream ale wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:35 pm
The fake meat craze. Impossible this, beyond that. If you're going to give up meat then give it up. My generation is beyond dumb.
Not near as dumb as the perineum tanning craze.

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That is just beyond retarded.
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I need someone to rub some aloe on my taint. Got a bit of a sunburn.
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Rubbing your eye and god knows anything else after cutting up hot peppers.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:42 am
Rubbing your eye and god knows anything else after cutting up hot peppers.
Who would've thought something so tasty could sting so bad.
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Overly-elaborate bottle packaging. I'm looking at you, Basil Hayden.
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Buying Christmas presents.

Goddamnit, I don't know what to give you.

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Nausea wrote:
Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:27 pm
Buying Christmas presents.

Goddamnit, I don't know what to give you.

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Get 'em all booze anyhow. Fuck the weaklings. Survival of the drunkest.
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Patchez wrote:
Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:54 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:27 pm
Buying Christmas presents.

Goddamnit, I don't know what to give you.

Drunks are easy. Soberr family different altogether.
Get 'em all booze anyhow. Fuck the weaklings. Survival of the drunkest.
Or gift 'em your empties
^^^ Ignore please ^^^
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oettinger wrote:
Tue Dec 24, 2019 1:49 pm
Patchez wrote:
Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:54 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:27 pm
Buying Christmas presents.

Goddamnit, I don't know what to give you.

Drunks are easy. Soberr family different altogether.
Get 'em all booze anyhow. Fuck the weaklings. Survival of the drunkest.
Or gift 'em your empties
Never. Those nickels are mine!
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When you order gifts online and they are wrong or missing something. Happened a few times this season.

I ordered my honey of a husband a G n' R concert bracelet and I received a U2 Joshua Tree one instead. Of all fking bands! That is like, the worst possible one they could have sent!
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:10 pm
When you order gifts online and they are wrong or missing something. Happened a few times this season.

I ordered my honey of a husband a G n' R concert bracelet and I received a U2 Joshua Tree one instead. Of all fking bands! That is like, the worst possible one they could have sent!
It's kinda funny in a way.
At least it wasn't a Joshua Tree CD.
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If she ever gifted me U2 stuff I would divorce and decapitate her and piss on her corpse.
I think she knows that though
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