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^ ^ ^ Isn't that romantic?
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Airport toilet. It's thin and it gave me bleeding ass!

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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:28 pm
Airport toilet. It's thin and it gave me bleeding ass!
I keep telling you, V---
That there bathroom is not in an airport, it's in a pub down the street from the airport.

Also, I agree:
Why do glory holes always have jagged edges?
One would think that they'd sand them down to a nice sheen.

Be mindful when placing hole to hole.

Cheers to your recovery my good man.

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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:28 pm
Airport toilet. It's thin and it gave me bleeding ass!
Are you sure it wasn't the toe tapping and aggressive anal sex with random Russian pilots?
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Annoying guests.

We had a friend - who is basically a dry - stay with us rather unexpectedly over Christmas. He's pretty cool and chill for the most part except he eats and drinks everything under the sun. He's the type that just rolls in and opens up your fridge and roots around and eats whatever he finds. Maybe that's cool with some people but I don't care for it and would never do such a thing. And it's kind of rude like dude, how do you know we weren't going to use that cheese for something? Or he'll drink the entire 6 pack of soda as if we weren't planning on drinking them. Then he had the balls to ask me what we were having for dinner. I felt like saying "Good question. What did you bring?". Since when is it one's responsibility to provide such things?! Especially when we really weren't prepared for a visitor because when we know a guest is coming, we are extremely generous in sharing the wealth of food and booze. But to just expect something with zero contribution - which this happens every time - is pretty annoying.
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^ ^ ^

Did he help out with the dishes, in the least?
At least the dwarves did in LOTR

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mistah willies wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 7:07 am
^ ^ ^

Did he help out with the dishes, in the least?
At least the dwarves did in LOTR
No, it`s more like some of them are missing
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mistah willies wrote:
Sat Dec 28, 2019 4:25 pm
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:28 pm
Airport toilet. It's thin and it gave me bleeding ass!
I keep telling you, V---
That there bathroom is not in an airport, it's in a pub down the street from the airport.

Also, I agree:
Why do glory holes always have jagged edges?
One would think that they'd sand them down to a nice sheen.

Be mindful when placing hole to hole.

Cheers to your recovery my good man.
It was supposed to be airport toilet paper, but I got drunk and turned my post into glory hole horror story.

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A glorror hole?
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The Texas Glory Hole Massacre. In select theaters 10-31-20.
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scream ale wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 11:25 am
The Texas Glory Hole Massacre. In select theaters 10-31-20.
In a public bathroom near you soon
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 11:39 am
scream ale wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 11:25 am
The Texas Glory Hole Massacre. In select theaters 10-31-20.
In a public bathroom near you soon
It's an old fashioned peep show, but careful! You'll get your eye poked out.

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scream ale wrote:
Sun Dec 29, 2019 11:25 am
The Texas Glory Hole Massacre. In select theaters 10-31-20.
My imagination ran a little too far after reading that title. Thanks a lot.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Tried to fill my tank at three (3!) fucking gas stations today.

The first one was going insanely slow.

The second one wouldn't pour at all.

The third one was super icy, but worked. Shit.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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People taking pictures of a beach or pool with their legs stretched out and crossed in the picture. How original!
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