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Replacing hot water tanks. Adulting blows. Back to whiskey sipping.
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Getting invited to things by your neighbours.
This time to their wedding. Damn I don`t care, leave my drunken ass alone!
And I probably have to bring my own vodka... next
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People who come in the store sick as a dog.

First of all, thanks for the Coronavirus.

Second of all, don't you realize that alcohol dehydrates you when you need fluids the most?

"Awawgh I'm so stuffed up and nothing else is working."

Get some fucking Mucinex and stay away from me.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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oettinger wrote:
Sun Mar 01, 2020 9:03 am
Damn I don`t care, leave my drunken ass alone!
This is going to be etched on my tombstone.
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Nausea wrote:
Tue Mar 03, 2020 4:04 pm
People who come in the store sick as a dog.

First of all, thanks for the Coronavirus.

Second of all, don't you realize that alcohol dehydrates you when you need fluids the most?

"Awawgh I'm so stuffed up and nothing else is working."

Get some fucking Mucinex and stay away from me.
Would you sell them your precious WT 101, if they told you they`ll use it as rubbing alcohol?
Rubbing your liver, ok. Handsanitysing? Ever heard of matches?
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Mar 06, 2020 4:39 pm
Would you sell them your precious WT 101, if they told you they`ll use it as rubbing alcohol?
I would deny the sale for sure.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Nausea wrote:
Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:43 pm
I would deny the sale for sure.
Are you washing your hands with bourbon in my parking lot?
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Nausea wrote:
Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:43 pm
I would deny the sale for sure.
Vodka Flying Off Shelves
FOR HOMEMADE SANITIZER RECIPE!!!

https://www.tmz.com/2020/03/08/coronavi ... sanitizer/
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Autocorrect?

I will fucking correct you forthright with my wrath!

I know how to spell HATE... dicotamously speaking, I also know how to spell LOVE.

Just sayin', I know how to spell. Until I have a spell, which is also called stroke and/or Irumadic Syndrome , I will continue the course by brightest of lights of those constellations currently available.
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Having a confirmed coronavirus case in my county. This is no funday.
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It's not a good time to be a doorknob licker in Wuhan, or anywhere for that matter.
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scream ale wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:36 am
Having a confirmed coronavirus case in my county. This is no funday.
Got one here too. I'm a carrier.
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NBA season postponed, same for soccer in europe. Bunch of pussies. I`ve played both sports with way worse hangovers
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Badfellow wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 1:51 pm
It's not a good time to be a doorknob licker in Wuhan, or anywhere for that matter.
Light switches are still cool right?

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mistah willies wrote:
Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:03 am
Badfellow wrote:
Thu Mar 12, 2020 1:51 pm
It's not a good time to be a doorknob licker in Wuhan, or anywhere for that matter.
Light switches are still cool right?
Yes and public toilet seats.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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