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THESE DUMBASSES: Red Lobster brawl

Meanwhile we have Patchez there in the exact same area always supporting mom n' pop places like everyone should be doing while these fat, white, entitled, female wastes of life misbehave like this for some chain restaurant lobster only because they think they deserve a good Mother's Day?!
I am deeply embarrassed for all these people and their stupidity. The comical Twitter posts make up for it though.

AND the ASSHOLES doing this too: 13,000 Pounds of Trash Last Week on This Beach. All these protests for freedom infiltrating the news only for these troglodytes to go out and trash the planet like this and not even blink an eye at the wildlife and people it affects. It's infuriating.

These are global headlines from America. It's fucking EMBARRASSING.
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^^^ Buncha slobs down there in florida. I guess if your state is shaped like a dick it's ok to act like one. Although that logic doesn't explain the dumbasses up herein new york. What with all tossed aisde gloves, masks, mini wine bottles, fast food bags and my favorite the ones that take the time to clean up after their dogs but then drop the bags of shit where ever they feel like. Retards
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scream ale wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 8:36 am
take the time to clean up after their dogs but then drop the bags of shit where ever they feel like. Retards
Asshole people here clean their dogs asses and leave the paper towels laying around
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 11:49 pm
THESE DUMBASSES: Red Lobster brawl

Meanwhile we have Patchez there in the exact same area always supporting mom n' pop places like everyone should be doing while these fat, white, entitled, female wastes of life misbehave like this for some chain restaurant lobster only because they think they deserve a good Mother's Day?!


These are global headlines from America. It's fucking EMBARRASSING.
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Freezing temperatures when it's almost June.

Wildlife shows. (I hate seeing animals kill one another or seeing elephants get stuck in the mud or beached whales etc. I know, it's nature but I'm a sensitive puss for animals).

When the car sun visor can't properly block the sun from your eyes.

When the vacuum cleaner cord comes out of the socket mid-vacuuming.

When my Pomeranian barks at passersby when we are outside in the yard and they look at me like I'm the asshole for not doing something about it. (Cuz there's nothing that can be done about it aside from catapulting him to another dimension).
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon May 18, 2020 1:19 pm
.l(Cuz there's nothing that can be done about it aside from catapulting him to another dimension).
Thanks for the idea. My gray cat won't stop chewing up my boot laces. Among other pain in the ass things. His ass is going places now!
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Internet marketers.

Try this weird new diet trick to burn belly fat!

Make $10,000 per day selling other people's products on Amazon!

Fuck off and die.
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"Manscaping" ads. Anyone getting hit with these as relentlessly as I am?

They're clearly spending a fortune on advertising. Or, they're targeting me for some unknown reason.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Nausea wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 5:05 pm
"Manscaping" ads. Anyone getting hit with these as relentlessly as I am?

They're clearly spending a fortune on advertising. Or, they're targeting me for some unknown reason.
Maybe they just like you that much? I've never heard of the the term before. That sucks man.
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Old fat ladys letting their tiny dogs shit in front of our house
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scream ale wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 5:55 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 5:05 pm
"Manscaping" ads. Anyone getting hit with these as relentlessly as I am?

They're clearly spending a fortune on advertising. Or, they're targeting me for some unknown reason.
Maybe they just like you that much? I've never heard of the the term before. That sucks man.
You are getting those ads based on your search history and "viewing algorithms". I only get ads for Weber Barbeque Grills (outdoor grilling at it's best)
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Dear Booze wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 2:47 pm
scream ale wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 5:55 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 5:05 pm
"Manscaping" ads. Anyone getting hit with these as relentlessly as I am?

They're clearly spending a fortune on advertising. Or, they're targeting me for some unknown reason.
Maybe they just like you that much? I've never heard of the the term before. That sucks man.
You are getting those ads based on your search history and "viewing algorithms". I only get ads for Weber Barbeque Grills (outdoor grilling at it's best)
And your wife gets penis enlargement adds
I want a Nightrain
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oettinger wrote:
Sat May 30, 2020 5:14 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 2:47 pm
scream ale wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 5:55 pm


Maybe they just like you that much? I've never heard of the the term before. That sucks man.
You are getting those ads based on your search history and "viewing algorithms". I only get ads for Weber Barbeque Grills (outdoor grilling at it's best)
And your wife gets penis enlargement adds
Trust me oett, you don't want to see what your wife's ads are.
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oettinger wrote:
Sat May 30, 2020 5:14 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 2:47 pm
scream ale wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 5:55 pm


Maybe they just like you that much? I've never heard of the the term before. That sucks man.
You are getting those ads based on your search history and "viewing algorithms". I only get ads for Weber Barbeque Grills (outdoor grilling at it's best)
And your wife gets penis enlargement adds
Don't forget DB' gets those gonorrhea antibiotic ads too...most likely because of that unfortunate "tractor" incident.
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When I see the cat "playing" with a mouse in the yard.

When I scream like a crazy bitch every single time I see a mouse in the house.

When my nose is stuffed up.

When I blow my nose and can't help but to look at what came out.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
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