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The esoterosaurus rex.
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Jul 25, 2020 4:03 pm
Esoteric people
Not many people know that word.

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mistah willies wrote:
Tue Jul 28, 2020 8:53 am
oettinger wrote:
Sat Jul 25, 2020 4:03 pm
Esoteric people
Not many people know that word.
Yes, him using the word is almost esoteric in and of itself.


Just remember: the higher, the fewer.
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Badfellow wrote:
Tue Jul 28, 2020 10:36 am
mistah willies wrote:
Tue Jul 28, 2020 8:53 am
oettinger wrote:
Sat Jul 25, 2020 4:03 pm
Esoteric people
Not many people know that word.
Yes, him using the word is almost esoteric in and of itself.


Just remember: the higher, the fewer.
Hmmm. I've seen this before. He's become afflicted with self-reflexive esoteria. A non-causal but prevalently adjoining/concurrent condition known as discordant assoteria also presents within a seven day perioiod.

Part of the treatment involves vodka and lemon enemas. Acetone via the fingernails is the additional treatment, and involves seven days of pink nail polish as an occlusive covering to ensure complete absorption.

Bacchus help him. Let us pray with heads bowed over tall pours.

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Counterfeit money is making the rounds in Durango, and my store got burned.

Now, I have to use that pen apparatus to detect them -- even on bills as low as $5. Sucks.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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mistah willies wrote:
Tue Jul 28, 2020 11:37 am
Badfellow wrote:
Tue Jul 28, 2020 10:36 am
mistah willies wrote:
Tue Jul 28, 2020 8:53 am


Not many people know that word.
Yes, him using the word is almost esoteric in and of itself.


Just remember: the higher, the fewer.
Hmmm. I've seen this before. He's become afflicted with self-reflexive esoteria. A non-causal but prevalently adjoining/concurrent condition known as discordant assoteria also presents within a seven day perioiod.

Part of the treatment involves vodka and lemon enemas. Acetone via the fingernails is the additional treatment, and involves seven days of pink nail polish as an occlusive covering to ensure complete absorption.

Bacchus help him. Let us pray with heads bowed over tall pours.
As a second professional opinion regarding the treatment of this affliction, I would further recommend that the patient be wrapped in a Slayer hoodie for no less than one week. The accumulations of ash and casserole debris have also been found to possess medicinal properties beyond the thresholds of more conventional psychological treatments such as wearing socks with sandals.

Possible manifestations of acute assoteria and dyspepsic drunkarrhea have been known to occur in case studies, and so the patient should be closely monitored to ensure they do not run out of toilet paper or Marlboros.
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Badfellow wrote:
Tue Jul 28, 2020 6:51 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Tue Jul 28, 2020 11:37 am
Badfellow wrote:
Tue Jul 28, 2020 10:36 am


Yes, him using the word is almost esoteric in and of itself.


Just remember: the higher, the fewer.
Hmmm. I've seen this before. He's become afflicted with self-reflexive esoteria. A non-causal but prevalently adjoining/concurrent condition known as discordant assoteria also presents within a seven day perioiod.

Part of the treatment involves vodka and lemon enemas. Acetone via the fingernails is the additional treatment, and involves seven days of pink nail polish as an occlusive covering to ensure complete absorption.

Bacchus help him. Let us pray with heads bowed over tall pours.
As a second professional opinion regarding the treatment of this affliction, I would further recommend that the patient be wrapped in a Slayer hoodie for no less than one week. The accumulations of ash and casserole debris have also been found to possess medicinal properties beyond the thresholds of more conventional psychological treatments such as wearing socks with sandals.

Possible manifestations of acute assoteria and dyspepsic drunkarrhea have been known to occur in case studies, and so the patient should be closely monitored to ensure they do not run out of toilet paper or Marlboros.
I love that!

Fuck

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Jimmy that might earn you one less warning
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People who try to make up for an entire week worth of posting in under an hour. In such a hurry they forget to use periods at the end of their sentences
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Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:
Tue Jul 28, 2020 9:58 pm

I love that!

Fuck
It's the kindest thing he's ever said.
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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 2:38 pm
People who try to make up for an entire week worth of posting in under an hour. In such a hurry they forget to use periods at the end of their sentences
same here
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Badfellow wrote:
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The esoterosaurus rex.
Analrapeosaurus rex. Fuck that one too.

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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:47 am
Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jul 26, 2020 6:39 am
The esoterosaurus rex.
Analrapeosaurus rex. Fuck that one too.
Yep. And the Chewbaccanalabamus Tittyfuckosaurus is a real nut cracker too.
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I don`t know, everything and all?

Nah, that`s too Kurt Cobainish
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Hallmark movies.

Movies about women's mental illnesses or amnesia.

Unfunny Christmas movies.

When oscillating fans make random clicking noises making it too loud.

When the ice cream van doesn't come anywhere near our house during the hottest ass days of the year.

When I talk in some stupid special voice to my dog.

Foods including the word "balls". (Okay maybe Cheez Ballz...)
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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