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Bud light anything is kinda dumb.
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Deal or No Deal. The fucking show has been on TV for years and I still don't understand the goddam rules.
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When people stick their tongues out while having their pictures taken. I know...everybody thinks it's fun. But it's not fun to look at. It just isn't. "Hey man that's a great pic of you!".
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:59 am
When people stick their tongues out while having their pictures taken. I know...everybody thinks it's fun. But it's not fun to look at. It just isn't. "Hey man that's a great pic of you!".
Or what about the two fingers up (peace sign?) that all the Azns seem to mindlessly do? I always thought that was a weird phenomenon.
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Swallowing liquids down the wrong pipe. I felt like I had waterboarded myself for a good 10 seconds.
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Nausea wrote:
Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:18 pm
Swallowing liquids down the wrong pipe. I felt like I had waterboarded myself for a good 10 seconds.
That is more often than not a completely suck ass experience. Especially when it happens with straight liquor.
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Godddamn washing machine shit the bed. It can never be easy.
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scream ale wrote:
Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:53 am
Godddamn washing machine shit the bed. It can never be easy.
We broke ours a week ago, that sucked. Especially sucky is that stuff like that always tends to happen on weekends
I need your clothes your booze and your cigarettes
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:47 am
scream ale wrote:
Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:53 am
Godddamn washing machine shit the bed. It can never be easy.
We broke ours a week ago, that sucked. Especially sucky is that stuff like that always tends to happen on weekends
Oh yeah weekends and snow storms are perfect times for that bullshit to happen. On the brighter side the laundromat was nearly deserted.
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When celebrities like Jack Nicholson are spotted at a Lakers game and this is the type of things that's said about it:

"Nicholson wore his trademark all-black outfit and rose-colored glasses while (his son) Ray stepped out in a lilac denim shirt with a white tee underneath and black jeans."

Like anyone gives a flying f about what they were wearing.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 5:45 am

Like anyone gives a flying f about what they were wearing.
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^ ^ ^ Exactly. And does anyone in the world care about what fashion Jack Nicholson is wearing?!
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 5:51 pm
^ ^ ^ Exactly. And does anyone in the world care about what fashion Jack Nicholson is wearing?!
Batman?
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scream ale wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 4:56 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Jan 23, 2019 5:51 pm
^ ^ ^ Exactly. And does anyone in the world care about what fashion Jack Nicholson is wearing?!
Batman?

Absolutely Frank. But J.N. didn't like...get up and plan that amazeballz Joker wardrobe for himself. He was too busy tryin'ta put on old man diapers for the season tickets Lakers games. Man Depends. Is there such a thing? A colostomy bag must be involved at the very least...he probably has a gun holster for it.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:31 pm

...He was too busy tryin'ta put on old man diapers for the season tickets Lakers games. Man Depends. Is there such a thing? A colostomy bag must be involved at the very least...he probably has a gun holster for it.
A colostomy bandolier is more like it. And for those extra angry J.N. moments, a golf club for when you want to throw a temper tantrum over an old people only designated handicapped parking spot and smash up the other guy's windshield.
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