Shit we hate:

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon Feb 18, 2019 11:48 am

Badfellow wrote:
Mon Feb 18, 2019 11:40 am

I do bong hits instead of sit-ups and I'm totally ripped. My waistline is like a stoned wasp.
I much rather prefer the bong hit regimen.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon Feb 18, 2019 12:02 pm

These:

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by scream ale » Mon Feb 18, 2019 3:21 pm

^^^
But they were the sweetest comeback in the history of ever...

Seriously though, those things are shit.

And they expired almost 5 years ago. I'd pass on 'em if I were you.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Nausea » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:03 pm

scream ale wrote:
Mon Feb 18, 2019 3:21 pm
And they expired almost 5 years ago.
Haha: “They’re back! [from the back corner of the warehouse]”
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by scream ale » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:14 pm

Nausea wrote:
Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:03 pm
scream ale wrote:
Mon Feb 18, 2019 3:21 pm
And they expired almost 5 years ago.
Haha: “They’re back! [from the back corner of the warehouse]”
From the waaayyyyyy back.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Badfellow » Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:20 am

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They should be called:

HOSTESS HATE BALLZ!!!
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Thu Feb 21, 2019 11:02 pm

When you are on hold forever due to "high call volume" no matter what time of day you call.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by mistah willies » Sat Feb 23, 2019 12:58 pm

^ ^ ^

When you get someone who speaks 'Murrican, but then you begin to wish for someone with an accent who knows exactly what to do, if only they could understand you.

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by oettinger » Sat Feb 23, 2019 6:16 pm

Hate we shit - Yoda Shat Kenobi
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Nausea » Fri Mar 08, 2019 3:59 pm

Having to report some shady shit that my coworkers have been doing.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Dear Booze » Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:01 pm

Nausea wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 3:59 pm
Having to report some shady shit that my coworkers have been doing.
What? You're a fucking snitch?
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Nausea » Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:15 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:01 pm
Nausea wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 3:59 pm
Having to report some shady shit that my coworkers have been doing.
What? You're a fucking snitch?
You gonna give me stitches, punk?
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Dear Booze » Fri Mar 08, 2019 10:06 pm

Nausea wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:15 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:01 pm
Nausea wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 3:59 pm
Having to report some shady shit that my coworkers have been doing.
What? You're a fucking snitch?
You gonna give me stitches, punk?
"Nausea the Narc"
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Dear Booze » Fri Mar 08, 2019 10:15 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 10:06 pm
Nausea wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:15 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:01 pm


What? You're a fucking snitch?
You gonna give me stitches, punk?
"Nausea the Narc"
New street names for Nausea:

"Bean Spilling Nausea"
"Nausea the Talker"
"Rat Fink Naus"
"Nauseous Singer"
"Peachy Babble"
"Blabber Boy"
"Tattling Bitch"
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:02 am

Nausea wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 3:59 pm
Having to report some shady shit that my coworkers have been doing.
Ha. "Shady". You're all like, wearing a fake mustache peering at them from around the corner with binoculars.
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
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