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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Dear Booze » Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:05 am

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Having to report some shady shit that my coworkers have been doing.
Ha. "Shady". You're all like, wearing a fake mustache peering at them from around the corner with binoculars.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Badfellow » Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:41 am

What kind of "shady shit" are we talking about?

Jenkem huffing? Human trafficking? Maybe a little candle wax on the nipples?
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Nausea » Sat Mar 09, 2019 4:32 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:41 am
What kind of "shady shit" are we talking about?

Jenkem huffing? Human trafficking? Maybe a little candle wax on the nipples?
Anal sex. The Lord forbids it.

No, basically our main supplier is shipping us a bunch of extra inventory for some reason and not charging us -- a mistake on their part. And the two guys I work with in the warehouse are trying to hide this fact and keep it as free inventory, asking me not to count it when I do our total inventory report, as our accountant would notice all the extra stuff and start asking questions.

So, they're trying to steal to the tune of 5 figures each time the supplier makes that mistake.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by mistah willies » Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:23 am

Nausea wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 4:32 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:41 am
What kind of "shady shit" are we talking about?

Jenkem huffing? Human trafficking? Maybe a little candle wax on the nipples?
Anal sex. The Lord forbids it.

No, basically our main supplier is shipping us a bunch of extra inventory for some reason and not charging us -- a mistake on their part. And the two guys I work with in the warehouse are trying to hide this fact and keep it as free inventory, asking me not to count it when I do our total inventory report, as our accountant would notice all the extra stuff and start asking questions.

So, they're trying to steal to the tune of 5 figures each time the supplier makes that mistake.
Complicit. Then you should get a cut.

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Badfellow » Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:13 am

mistah willies wrote:
Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:23 am
Nausea wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 4:32 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:41 am
What kind of "shady shit" are we talking about?

Jenkem huffing? Human trafficking? Maybe a little candle wax on the nipples?
Anal sex. The Lord forbids it.

No, basically our main supplier is shipping us a bunch of extra inventory for some reason and not charging us -- a mistake on their part. And the two guys I work with in the warehouse are trying to hide this fact and keep it as free inventory, asking me not to count it when I do our total inventory report, as our accountant would notice all the extra stuff and start asking questions.

So, they're trying to steal to the tune of 5 figures each time the supplier makes that mistake.
Complicit. Then you should get a cut.
Agreed. Blackmail the fuckers if they try to squeeze you out of anything less than your fair share.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Patchez » Sun Mar 10, 2019 5:23 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:13 am
mistah willies wrote:
Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:23 am
Nausea wrote:
Sat Mar 09, 2019 4:32 pm


Anal sex. The Lord forbids it.

No, basically our main supplier is shipping us a bunch of extra inventory for some reason and not charging us -- a mistake on their part. And the two guys I work with in the warehouse are trying to hide this fact and keep it as free inventory, asking me not to count it when I do our total inventory report, as our accountant would notice all the extra stuff and start asking questions.

So, they're trying to steal to the tune of 5 figures each time the supplier makes that mistake.
Complicit. Then you should get a cut.
Agreed. Blackmail the fuckers if they try to squeeze you out of anything less than your fair share.
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:20 am

The fact that this is newsworthy.

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Post by scream ale » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:12 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:20 am
The fact that this is newsworthy.

Justin Bieber needing a diaper change
Of course it's newsworthy. How can you be so heartless. Even my bowels were moved.
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Post by mistah willies » Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:02 am

scream ale wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:12 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:20 am
The fact that this is newsworthy.

Justin Bieber needing a diaper change
Of course it's newsworthy. How can you be so heartless. Even my bowels were moved.
Ha! Bowel-shaking news. I feel a bit of 'Biebs' about to erupt. Justin case you were wondering, I don't believe
I've ever heard a single song from the individual. What is it's gender, btw?

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:26 am

mistah willies wrote:
Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:02 am
scream ale wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:12 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 7:20 am
The fact that this is newsworthy.

Justin Bieber needing a diaper change
Of course it's newsworthy. How can you be so heartless. Even my bowels were moved.
Ha! Bowel-shaking news. I feel a bit of 'Biebs' about to erupt. Justin case you were wondering, I don't believe
I've ever heard a single song from the individual. What is it's gender, btw?
Yeah we should move this to the "life going to erupt" thread. And no feckin' clue anything it sings, it's sex, it's gender identity, sexual preference, vegetarian or meat diet, if it's a cat or dog person, what kind of tampons or size Pampers it's finally grown into..there is still so much Nausea will have to learn in order to report back to us.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Nausea » Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:26 am

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:26 am
Yeah we should move this to the "life going to erupt" thread. And no feckin' clue anything it sings, it's sex, it's gender identity, sexual preference, vegetarian or meat diet, if it's a cat or dog person, what kind of tampons or size Pampers it's finally grown into..there is still so much Nausea will have to learn in order to report back to us.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:18 pm

Nausea wrote:
Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:26 am

Day 69 of observing the "Beebziebear": it identifies as gender-fluid, becoming a total Betch at times. It eats only Hostess products, even if they're out of date, making its sexy sculpted-boy physique a mystery to scientists. Will report more on more beebziedeets when drunker.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by mistah willies » Tue Mar 12, 2019 3:42 pm

Nausea wrote:
Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:26 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:26 am
Yeah we should move this to the "life going to erupt" thread. And no feckin' clue anything it sings, it's sex, it's gender identity, sexual preference, vegetarian or meat diet, if it's a cat or dog person, what kind of tampons or size Pampers it's finally grown into..there is still so much Nausea will have to learn in order to report back to us.
Day 69 of observing the "Beebziebear": it identifies as gender-fluid, becoming a total Betch at times. It eats only Hostess products, even if they're out of date, making its sexy sculpted-boy physique a mystery to scientists. Will report more on more beebziedeets when drunker.
Hmmm... Biebselbub. Lord of the dungbeetles?

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Badfellow » Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:51 pm

Poor Biebs, he needs to hook up with R. Kelly.
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:08 am

When there's dogs (or pets) in suspense and horror movies. You know it just isn't going to end well for them and I really hate that.
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