Shit we hate:

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Nausea » Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:33 am

Good one, AD.

How about morning people? Spandex-clad, and all too eager to power-walk the block. Their optimism for the day sickens me.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:03 am

Nausea wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:33 am
 Good one, AD.

How about morning people? Spandex-clad, and all too eager to power-walk the block. Their optimism for the day sickens me.


Yeah and they're all doing squats and energized from a PowerBar and a freshly blended Smoothie breakfast. Clearly those people do not drink. I don't envy them just as they don't envy me, slithering out of bed on Sunday morning for some biscuits and gravy at the local greasy diner to absorb the alcohol.

Getting out of the house...that's my workout for the day. And quite an accomplishment.
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Re: Shit that's annoying but don't necessarily hate...

Post by scream ale » Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:32 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:46 am
 Not to be a hard on, but unless it's drinking or bar related, I find signs like this hanging in people's homes a bit annoying. I can barely stomach "It's 5:00 somewhere" like Dear Booze probably has.

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Those are dumb as hell. I see one hanging over someone's porch all the time that says "If you're drinking to forget please pay in advance".
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 10, 2019 2:39 pm

Life sucks when you`re being eaten by sharks.

Oh yeah shit I hate: Surfers, snowboarders, skaters etc GAY
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Nausea » Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:40 pm

Wounds that interfere with your drinking.

Clipped my finger on a door frame today while making deliveries. BLOOD!

It's annoying me now though because it's rubbing up against my other fingers each time I crack open the KD.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by oettinger » Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:15 pm

Nausea wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:40 pm
 Wounds that interfere with your drinking.

Clipped my finger on a door frame today while making deliveries. BLOOD!

It's annoying me now though because it's rubbing up against my other fingers each time I crack open the KD.
Learn how to use your feet
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by oettinger » Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:46 am

Loud children, damn I hate em
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by scream ale » Sun Aug 11, 2019 1:13 pm

oettinger wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:15 pm
Nausea wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 10, 2019 3:40 pm
 Wounds that interfere with your drinking.

Clipped my finger on a door frame today while making deliveries. BLOOD!

It's annoying me now though because it's rubbing up against my other fingers each time I crack open the KD.
Learn how to use your feet
Leave the cap on loosely?

Or you could learn how to open the bottle with your teeth. I used to know a girl who could open beer bottles with her teeth. Her husband could do it too.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Nausea » Sun Aug 11, 2019 3:37 pm

scream ale wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 11, 2019 1:13 pm
 Leave the cap on loosely?

Or you could learn how to open the bottle with your teeth. I used to know a girl who could open beer bottles with her teeth. Her husband could do it too.
Good suggestions. Anyways, opening bottles with your teeth sounds like a nice way to get a hefty dental bill for fixing a chipped tooth (or teeth).
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by oettinger » Sun Aug 11, 2019 4:31 pm

As a person that makes a shit ton of money on your suffering, continue please

One day you`ll need a face replcement.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Dear Booze » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:38 pm

Bob's burgers.

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 16, 2019 1:54 pm

DearBooze and his ignorant Mr knowitall shit taste in everything
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Dear Booze » Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:26 pm

Germany, Germans... Pretty much anything with the letters g, e, r, m, a, and n in a row. Oh yeah, and Oett. He's a dick.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 16, 2019 3:16 pm

The dog barking at his mirror image
The dog barking at birds
The dog barking at imaginary things in the woods
The dog barking at me
The dog barking at other dogs on TV
and so on...
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Sammy » Fri Aug 16, 2019 3:35 pm

oettinger wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 16, 2019 3:16 pm
 The dog barking at his mirror image
The dog barking at birds
The dog barking at imaginary things in the woods
The dog barking at me
The dog barking at other dogs on TV
and so on...
What's wrong with dogs?
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