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Why I never married.
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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I know that, thanks.Artful Detective wrote: ↑Sat Oct 21, 2017 1:07 pmFirst life lesson I will share with you as a woman and an expert:waahoohah wrote: ↑Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:36 am
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...Okay, I'll tell you.
The "close" woman? Well, she was a little bit loony. And her crazy rarely got along with my crazy. But when they got along...
BUT. The good times were only ever so good. The bad times tended to accumulate. Grow. Expand. I eventually felt more like a caseworker than a boyfriend, so I ended it.
The REAL GODDAMN close woman? Met her in college. Ever meet a person, and know, KNOW, that the world would be a better place if there were more of them and fewer of you in it? That was her.
BUT. Then I dropped out, and moved a dozen times across three states over the next ten years. She stayed home. We kept in touch. Eventually decided to get real. So I moved back.
We tried. it didn't work. we had become different people over the years.
ALL WOMEN ARE CRAZY.
I shall comment more when I am in a more coherent state of mind.
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I think i have never married because i'm hard to be around. I had some amazing women in my life and screwed it up.
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Same here. The way I pissed away mom was super funnyoldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Mon Oct 30, 2017 5:57 amI think i have never married because i'm hard to be around. I had some amazing women in my life and screwed it up.
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Well my goodness dear, you're doing it wrong.
Well, unless, you know.
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Well, there are women who loathe children. Have you met my mother?Rev. Dead Corpse wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2017 7:56 pmI can accept the exceptions... As for any flourishes... Gonna have to wait for Grandkids as I have removed myself from the gene pool. Turned the DNA cannon into a play toy.
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Always look at the mom, and listen to the dad. If he's a screaming blowhard, or she looks like a two ton Walmart beast, run, don't walk.
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Hemingway was married four times, though he should have stopped at three, Martha was the best of the lot, the last was a disasterLush City wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2017 1:05 amThe lonely single men of MGTOW
That is men going their own way. Quite a nice empowering read for up and coming young men. Live like Hemingway! You should be prepared to live your waning days alone, unless you are some rock star or entertainment icon, which you are not....So, if you can get over that you are good to go!
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Jinxed myself. I am now a Divorcee... Have you met my children's Mother?
However, we're still "friends" and a "co-parenting"...
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Re: Why I never married.
Gonna find me a random woman down at the shelter and marry her silly. After the delousing and the exchange of vows, I’m going to take her on a honeymoon to wherever it is Dear Booze goes in Mexico. Puerto Pendejo, maybe.
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Re: Why I never married.
Patchwork families are such a modern thing. Now you are allowed to get "lit" again.Rev. Dead Corpse wrote: ↑Wed Dec 29, 2021 12:53 pm
Jinxed myself. I am now a Divorcee... Have you met my children's Mother?
However, we're still "friends" and a "co-parenting"...
I`m so happy for you
Ok, really happy for you, but was the divorce any bad?
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Happy new year! Waking up with a hangover and not hearing some screeching voice in you ear should give you a clue.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Patchwork families are such a modern thing. Now you are allowed to get "lit" again.
I`m so happy for you
Ok, really happy for you, but was the divorce any bad?
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Some things have gotten easier... It was a mutual thing and didn't need separate lawyers.
Sex is kind of an issue, but working on that too...
Happy New Year ya'all...
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