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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Badfellow » Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:15 pm

Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:
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Sniffing socks.
Heard this was a thing, some sort of sick fringe fetish the kids are into these days.
Hey Assfuck, that's not what that other guy typed. He said "smelling hops". Dick move, changing it and shit.

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I hope you fall in a cage at the Beijing Zoo and get raped to death by pandas. You greasy cocksucker.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Badfellow » Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:19 pm

Nausea wrote:
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Learning different skills from the Pornhub in my spare time: cock mechanics, cockentry, cocking techniques, cock tying. Next I'm going to learn how to build my very own fleshlight and penisthruster module.
Some things you should keep to yourself.
Cockmonger. I see whatcha did there. Go sniff your socks, prevert.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by scream ale » Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:47 am

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This little guy/gal that's been hanging around my backyard

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Critters are awesome.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Nausea » Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:34 am

Pet that bunny.

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Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:36 am

He is pretty adorbz. I would pet it.
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Post by oettinger » Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:54 am

It has a chicken-butt
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Nausea » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:42 pm

Unwinding with the first sip.

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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:20 am

Saturday mornings.

It started from my youth. Waking up and not having to go to school and sleeping in, Saturday morning cartoons, the aroma of a nice breakfast being prepared compared to the cereal during the school week, anticipating the day of playing outside with neighborhood friends...

In my adult years I almost always had Monday-Friday jobs so Saturday mornings kept that similar effect. Getting to sleep in from Friday night drinking, maybe throwing together a hearty breakfast burrito to absorb the alcohol compared to the quick crappy work week breakfast...anticipating the day of getting drunk...
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by mistah willies » Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:58 am

^ ^ ^
Yes in-friggin-deed!

Friday: growing anticipation during the school day.
Making plans... Then the bell rings and freedom awaits.

Saturday morning, for me, sitting directly on front of the television set with bowl of cereal, in my undergarments for Looney Tunes, Hanna Barbera, all those. When Shazam! came on, I really thought that the television people could see me so I'd go and put on a t-shirt and shorts. Then watch wrestling then out the door until the streetlights came on.

There were three of those. The rest of the whole area was woods. It's where all us kids would meet.

Ahhhh, Saturdays

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Re: Shit we love:

Post by scream ale » Sat Jun 15, 2019 10:27 am

Nausea wrote:
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Unwinding with the first sip.
Nothing like it!
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Jun 16, 2019 5:28 am

This:

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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Dear Booze » Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:52 am

Artful Drunktective wrote:
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^^ One of my favorite things in the world. I discovered the Monte Cristo at The Blue Bayou restaurant in New Orleans Square at Disneyland (next the the Pirates of the Caribbean ride) when I was nine-years-old. Yes, I remember it clearly because that fucking sandwich was THAT fucking good. They served it with jelly.

When I was about 23, I ordered one at the Opryland Hotel in Nashville and they served it with syrup. What? Syrup? I found that that's the way it is served in various southern regions and there are two schools on this matter.

I still prefer jelly and feel syrup is an abortion of a delicious sandwich.

What is your preference?
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:06 am

Dear Booze wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:52 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2019 5:28 am
This:
^^ One of my favorite things in the world. I discovered the Monte Cristo at The Blue Bayou restaurant in New Orleans Square at Disneyland (next the the Pirates of the Caribbean ride) when I was nine-years-old. Yes, I remember it clearly because that fucking sandwich was THAT fucking good. They served it with jelly.

When I was about 23, I ordered one at the Opryland Hotel in Nashville and they served it with syrup. What? Syrup? I found that that's the way it is served in various southern regions and there are two schools on this matter.

I still prefer jelly and feel syrup is an abortion of a delicious sandwich.

What is your preference?
Most definitely jelly and it has to be deep fried. Some places just do the egg battered bread like French toast and don't deep fry it and that's probably why they serve syrup. The first place I ever saw it on a menu was at this restaurant in KC called Bennigan's and the entire sandwich (like this one ^^^) was breaded and deep fried with powdered sugar sprinkled on it and served with jelly. I was amazed. Best thing ever. And it's even more special because -due to extreme laziness - it's something I would never make at home.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Patchez » Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:29 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
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-due to extreme laziness - [/color]
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Tue Jun 18, 2019 3:56 am

Dear Booze wrote:
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^^ One of my favorite things in the world. I discovered the Monte Cristo at The Blue Bayou restaurant in New Orleans Square at Disneyland (next the the Pirates of the Caribbean ride) when I was nine-years-old. Yes, I remember it clearly because that fucking sandwich was THAT fucking good. They served it with jelly.

Holy crap I looked up Blue Bayou and saw it on the menu and it's $29.00!!!! That must be a tonguegasm of sandwich. Looks like a pretty cool place to hang.
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