Shit we love:

[scream ale]

Ronnie Dobbs and Joe Dirt. What a movie that would be.

You could call it "The Mullet Chronicles"

Like this, they should call it "Mullet - the movie" and part two is just called "Mullets"

That might be the most absurd thing since "Run Ronnie Run". And I want to see it.

[oldsmartskunk]

Titties and beer!

[oettinger]

Titties and beer!

Were you raised in kindergarten until hitting 18?

Booze n boobs it`s called! Dumbass

[scream ale]

Could also call it cleavage and lager. Not such a snappy name but it could catch on.

[Patchez]

Titties and beer!

Were you raised in kindergarten until hitting 18?

Booze n boobs it`s called! Dumbass

Never call it Booze n Boobs. BnB for short right. Well the guys over at Air BnB are not happy with my latest request I'll tell you that much.

[scream ale]

Jugs n mugs?
Nips n sips?
Fun bags n space bags?

[Patchez]

Hooch and Hooters.

H&H

[scream ale]

Damn!!!
All I got is melons and felons and that doesn't really have anything to do with boozing.
I mean it could but being a felon is kinda broad.

[scream ale]

Beer and cats. If I could just focus on sucking down beer and feeding and watering the cats life be so much more fucking awesome.

[mistah willies]

...and watering the cats...

Wait, you got plants that grow cats? Catsparilla?
Catsaicin? Catzilla?!

Holy friggin frig. *Drinks heavily now*

[scream ale]

Not a plant.
More like Gremlins.
Think about it.

[Badfellow]

I've had enough to drink that a Gremlins/Police Academy crossover sound like a really good idea. But with lots of boobs like in Porky's and Porky's 2: Porky's Revenge. And Steve Guttenberg gets killed by gremlins in the first three minutes.

[Hugh]

I've had enough to drink that a Gremlins/Police Academy crossover sound like a really good idea. But with lots of boobs like in Porky's and Porky's 2: Porky's Revenge. And Steve Guttenberg gets killed by gremlins in the first three minutes.

Not a good idea until you fit Crossing Delancey in there somewhere.

[mistah willies]

Not a plant.
More like Gremlins.
Think about it.

Your idea is better, except for the popping out of the backs thingy. That would leave holes. Blecch. I was thinking more like this, I think. I'll have to become drunk again to make absolutely certain.
Heading there now. It's a mission.

[mistah willies]

...and Steve Guttenberg gets killed by gremlins in the first three minutes.

Dude. Seriously. That's how all 80's movies should've started!

"Wait, oh shit. I didn't know He was gonna be in this? Oh, hold on there Nelly. Yup. He just died within the first three minutes. I think I like this movie now."

There should be a movie about it. Like a Leone western. The Good, The Drunk, and the Stinkfinger.

Or, mayhaps, a "Steve Guttenberg Must Die" Romero film.

Hey, we should maim people who use that Mayhaps word.

*hiccup*


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