Take a closer look - these shelves are filled with girly drinks. It's nature's ultimate fuck you.Patchez wrote: ↑Fri Jun 23, 2017 6:10 amBacchus be praised. He fought Mother Nature and save some much needed booze to help deal with the tragedy.
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Hey now it looks like the tequila section survived...oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:54 amTake a closer look - these shelves are filled with girly drinks. It's nature's ultimate fuck you.Patchez wrote: ↑Fri Jun 23, 2017 6:10 amBacchus be praised. He fought Mother Nature and save some much needed booze to help deal with the tragedy.
http://www.wesh.com/article/possible-to ... d/10211083
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Badfellow saying things like:
"Deer ticks"
"complex molecules"
"flaky crust"
"Omniculture"
"It's a slice of heaven".
Teacher’s Aides and blow jobs in the same sentence.
"syntax generators"
"ganache"
calling the Property Brothers "smarmy twins"
coining the name "Malibu Stacy" for my friend that drinks Malibu whose name is not Stacy.***
telling me to roundhouse kick my Malibu friend in the vag.
all in a relatively brief moment of time.
***She did not approve of Stacy. She despised the name Laurie more so after review, it was officially changed to Malibu Laurie.
"Deer ticks"
"complex molecules"
"flaky crust"
"Omniculture"
"It's a slice of heaven".
Teacher’s Aides and blow jobs in the same sentence.
"syntax generators"
"ganache"
calling the Property Brothers "smarmy twins"
coining the name "Malibu Stacy" for my friend that drinks Malibu whose name is not Stacy.***
telling me to roundhouse kick my Malibu friend in the vag.
all in a relatively brief moment of time.
***She did not approve of Stacy. She despised the name Laurie more so after review, it was officially changed to Malibu Laurie.
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Bars which meet the following criteria:
Allow smoking
Have a pool table
Have darts
Have dice
Dirty
Have a Chinese fuck basket
Allow smoking
Have a pool table
Have darts
Have dice
Dirty
Have a Chinese fuck basket
DRINK!
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Strip joints my Mom works at.
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Dear Booze wrote: ↑Fri Jun 23, 2017 1:58 pmBars which meet the following criteria:
Allow smoking
Have a pool table
Have darts
Have dice
Dirty
Have a Chinese fuck basket
If you add dead hookers rolled up in Persian rugs then it sounds like your man cave at the mayoral mansion.
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Fried Spam sammiches. I LOVE me some fried Spam sammiches with mustard and chesse!
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Agreed Sammy. There is not a g.d. thing wrong with spam sammies. Also good as a musubi, with eggs, and diced in fried rice.
Spam: the post apocalyptic food of choice! Yea!
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People who drink after puking their guts out. That's dedication.
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Scrolling through about six pages of stuff on a message board to find a post you made on a thread.
Then finding it and going, "Oohh, nice!"
Then finding it and going, "Oohh, nice!"
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Uh...yeah...who doesn't love these things?! They are most triumphant!That Asshole Badfellow wrote: ↑Fri Jul 21, 2017 12:13 amHooch
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Keanu Reeves
*Pchaaah!*
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This. Nice editing. Almost pissed meselfArtful Detective wrote: ↑Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:28 amUh...yeah...who doesn't love these things?! They are most triumphant!That Asshole Badfellow wrote: ↑Fri Jul 21, 2017 12:13 amHooch
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Keanu Reeves
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You are all a bunch of Keanu Reeves worshipping primatives.mistah willies wrote: ↑Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:04 amThis. Nice editing. Almost pissed meselfArtful Detective wrote: ↑Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:28 amUh...yeah...who doesn't love these things?! They are most triumphant!That Asshole Badfellow wrote: ↑Fri Jul 21, 2017 12:13 amHooch
Tobacky
Wackey Tobacky
Poontang
'Murrican pick up trucks
Keanu Reeves
*Pchaaah!*
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Shark Week commercials with Seal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iE9fzQ7z_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iE9fzQ7z_A
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