Shit we love:

[Badfellow]

Twerking.

Is that something you learned to do in stripper aerobics class?

[Nausea]

Twerking.

Is that something you learned to do in stripper aerobics class?

Yes. And your mom was the instructor.

[Badfellow]

Twerking.

Is that something you learned to do in stripper aerobics class?

Yes. And your mom was the instructor.

I'll have you know my mom is a whore, not an aerobics instructor, thank you very much.

[oldsmartskunk]

You forgot one of the most important kind of tits :
Luscious hairy manboobs. For example - patchez.

[Artful Drunktective]

[oldsmartskunk]

Yup. Man boobs indeed! I see no problem motorboating those.

[Artful Drunktective]

Yup. Man boobs indeed! I see no problem motorboating those.

There seems to be a lot of stuff that could be motorboated on that dude.

[Nausea]

Jesus.

[oldsmartskunk]

Jesus.

I would motorboat Jesuses titties!

[mistah willies]

Jesus.

I would motorboat Jesuses titties!

Yeah, but Patchez has snacks

[Badfellow]

Po'k belly!

[Badfellow]

Drinking a cocktail in the summer rain. I believe it was the Nexus-6 combat model Roy Batty who said: "Like cocktails in the rain." And this is coming from a guy who saw attack ships burning off the Shoulders of Orion.

Season 3 of Stranger Things. Wrought with nerdery, 80s nostalgia and existential horror.

Dabs of ooey, gooey wax the color of a rustic sunset.

OldSmartSkank's unbridled, unconditional love of all tits, and that all tits were created equal, both in his eyes and his hands.

Steak on a bun. With fries and cole slaw. Only $10.99 at the Flameburger.

My plants. Oh, my lovely capsicum beauties, how you flourish in the sultry weather of late. Thou piquant fruits blushing to ripeness under sun shade of leaf, what wonders of flavor and fire doth beckon?

The neighbor's bird across the street. They put it outside on nice days; can't see it but you can definitely hear it. Guessing it's a macaw of some sort as it's a talented mimic. Amongst it's repertoire is a short whistle of the Andy Griffith Show theme, a great impression of an oversized sparrow and something that sounds similar to the buzzing of a digital alarm clock. It's claimed some specimens of parrot possess a cognitive ability approaching that of human children.

[mistah willies]

^ ^ ^

Gawdam.


Yup.

[oettinger]

Being wasted before sun goes down.
I`m a gremlin, feed me drink after midnight or I`ll reproduce

[scream ale]

Gremlins! Feel good holiday movie. Even in July.