Shit we love:

[mistah willies]

Real butter for $10 one-and-a-half pound Maine lobsters off the boat.

High temperature cooking oil to coat fatty salt n peppered pork chops for a good charcoal grilling.

Open windows in frigid nights with heavy blankets.

Harvesting a tender young bull moose to stock the freezer.

Grilling moose burgers.

Hamm's beer.

Ezra Brooks 90 proof for $10.99 the fifth.

Drinking.

[Dear Booze]

Being the only guy at the Yoga class.

I'm not a fan of those classes. There's always a lot of farting going on in there.

[Badfellow]

Being the only guy at the Yoga class.

I'm not a fan of those classes. There's always a lot of farting going on in there.

Not to mention all that queefing. Yikes!

[Patchez]

Being the only guy at the Yoga class.

I'm not a fan of those classes. There's always a lot of farting going on in there.

Not to mention all that queefing. Yikes!

Like being in a wind tunnel.

Ha!

[Artful Drunktective]

Being the only guy at the Yoga class.

In T-Bird's defense, there is a lot of asses and spread eagles and what not going on...queafs or not.

[Artful Drunktective]

Autumn shit we love

Seasonal beers

Scary movies

Simmering pots of chicken noodle soup. Or any hearty soup. Or chili con carne...

Fresh cool air

Hot chocolate with vodka and coffee liqueur

Apple donuts...whether they are with dusted with cinnamon, baked in apple cider, topped with caramel, maple, bacon...don't matta.

Whatever this apple drink is

[ThirstyBirdy]

I can deal with some female farts. Those raw garlic eating health nut farts are just unbearable though.

I usually show up quite tipsy and sit in the back of the class, claiming i have an injury but didnt want to miss the class. Dudes ruin my immersion in there and the fatties

[mistah willies]

Dudes ruin my immersion in there when I be twisting up fatties in cigar papes.

Is that like, a marijuana reference?
Hey buddy, look there.
Pics or GTFO

[scream ale]

Autumn. My favorite time of year. Cheers everyone!

[ThirstyBirdy]

Lauren Bacall. Ahh, perfect... Ten gilfs fighting over who gets ThirstyBird for the night

[Artful Drunktective]

Unseasonably and unexpected above average temperature days!

Taco Tuesday's

Zucker brothers movies

Pull apart breads

Vintage hanging rain oil lamps

The Police (the band)

Worcestershire sauce

Evergreens

Ozzy Man Reviews...especially Destination Fked

H.P. Lovecraft


(destination, fked!)

[Artful Drunktective]

Man am I just a total nerd or am I the only one who truly loves shit around here? *clears throat*

Shrimp cocktail

Crème brûlée

Burning mesquite

Strawberry rhubarb stuff

Burger King Original chicken sandwiches

Porcupines

Eucalyptus

Beethoven (Composer, dog, whatever it's all good)

"Funny Farm" with Chevy Chase

Chocolate Oranges


If I'm a good drunkard can someone bring me one for Christmas?

[Nausea]

Reading the delectable tasting notes for the damn fine Scotch that I'm drinking.

[Nausea]

Surviving the bullshit of the day to land squarely with some drink and chill.

[mistah willies]

Images of the Kraken. Makes me Thirsty for black rum.

Fridays. Anticipation of the weekend debauchery. Kinda like Xmas Eve or what have you.

Changing from cold, rain-soaked clothing into warm, soft sweats.

Hot showers to remove the bone-deep chill during winter ahead.

Battening the hatches, binging on movies, reading during a blizzard.

Spooky movies. You can keep the slasher flicks of today.
Jason Voorhees can't be beat.