Shit we love:

[Artful Drunktective]

I passed out for a whole day

Way to moderate.

HAHA! Yeah ya slacker.

[Artful Drunktective]

Michael Biehn's Academy Award crying performances throughout time.

Yep. He's my boyfriend. One of many. :D

[Badfellow]

Infiltrating random Christmas parties, especially corporate events.

Step 1: remain unnoticed and uninteresting, do not engage in direct conversation unless absolutely necessary.

Step 2: establish location of liquor assets.

Step 3: lock target, proceed to eliminate.

Step 4: exfiltrate hot zone with "one for the road".

[mistah willies]

Infiltrating random Christmas parties, especially corporate events.

Step 1: remain unnoticed and uninteresting, do not engage in direct conversation unless absolutely necessary.

Step 2: establish location of liquor assets.

Step 3: lock target, proceed to eliminate.

Step 4: exfiltrate hot zone with "one for the road".

Step 6: Upon exiting with said "one for the road" full bottle: if questioned, establish that there actually IS a groom at the event. Corporeal exigencies may differ. (Weddings are not always corporate events, but a groom might be handy to know, or in serious cases, assert that you may have indeed become a groom recently)

Step 7: Head to the next event . Bonus 2 lives and seven health points if the event is also in the same conference hotel. 3 lives and ten health points if held in an executive suite. Negative 100 points if you're the only guest, and the dude has duct tape.

[scream ale]

Getting out of work early on a Friday.

Fuck yes!

[oettinger]

Getting drunk before any hangover even has the ability to crawl in

[scream ale]

The fact that my house still smells like french toast from this morning. It's a good thing.

[Patchez]

Sending Oettinger ALL the U2 shit I can possibly afford for his birthday.

[Badfellow]

Sending Oettinger ALL the U2 shit I can possibly afford for his birthday.

Some people say that he still hasn't found what he's looking for. A simple case of Desire, perhaps?

[oettinger]

Sending Oettinger ALL the U2 shit I can possibly afford for his birthday.

Some people say that he still hasn't found what he's looking for. A simple case of Desire, perhaps?

The vodka fountain?

[Nausea]

When the low tire pressure light goes away.

[Badfellow]

When the low tire pressure light goes away.

Did you put more air in the tire yourself? Or was it a divine miracle of inflation?

[Nausea]

Did you put more air in the tire yourself? Or was it a divine miracle of inflation?

The latter! Halleboozyah.

I think the really cold weather we've had compressed the air, and then when it warmed up recently it returned.

[Badfellow]

Did you put more air in the tire yourself? Or was it a divine miracle of inflation?

The latter! Halleboozyah.

I think the really cold weather we've had compressed the air, and then when it warmed up recently it returned.

It's a divine miracle of temperature increase expanding thou atmospheric gases within thy tire!

[Badfellow]

Sending Oettinger ALL the U2 shit I can possibly afford for his birthday.

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